The numbers don't lie. This is a perfect slice.

A pair of mathematicians have run the numbers and have devised a way to guarantee you get the perfect slice of pizza. Today, we will tell you how you can easily replicate their results. (Run time: 5 minutes)

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A memorable encounter with a cuttlefish.

Researchers have been doing what they do best...research. This time, their experiments with marine life caught our attention. We think. It's kind of hard to remember. (Run time: 5 minutes) 

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Ernie is excited about this story.

The seaside town of Belfast, Maine recently welcomed a new visitor to their harbor. No, it's not Wally the Walrus. But, it is something really big. (Run time: 4-1/2 minutes)

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If the enormous avian does begin to make an exit from the harbor, we can offer only one piece of advice: Make way for duckling!

But for now, that's it. We're done, done, done, done, done. Bye bye.

We have to hand it to this criminal.

When a lawbreaker gets busted because something was cracked, well, it simply MUST be an Odd News story. (Run time: 3 minutes)

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Catch this star's European tour.

Things seem to be going swimmingly for one rockstar this summer. They are doing all the typical things associated with celebrities on tour. And no one appears to be stopping them. Hec, they can't wait to see if he stops by their expensive boat. (Run time: 4-1/2 minutes)

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A slow-moving tale of cosmetic chemistry.

In today's Odd News story, we travel to France to learn about one man's return to nature. We also learn how his new business might leave you questioning your skin care choices. (Run time: 4 minutes) 

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Sky-high antics perplex LAX.

When a UFO is spotted near Los Angeles International Airport, you just know that it has to be odd news. Find out all the high-flying details in this episode. (Run time: 5 minutes)

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Getting delivery on the right track.

When customers need to have their pizza pie, it's up to delivery people to answer the call. And that call could be coming from anywhere. (Run time: 3-1/2 minutes)

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Let's build our own set of facts.

Today Clinton talks about a subject he has never before tackled. But, there's no better time than now, given this odd news story that came across his desk. And he's inviting you to toss in your own ideas. (Run time: 5 minutes)

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A tiny way to get away from it all.

Today's Odd News story finds us buzzing down to South America to check out a very special hotel, built exclusively for some extremely hard workers. These industrious laborers work every day of the week, helping to make the world a better place. You may not know their names, but that's okay -- they don't have any! (Run time: 4 minutes) 

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