Comical Radio turned the mics on early tonight a casual business meeting discussing the show's future finances caught fire, burning down the hosts' civility and painting the studio in ashes of pettiness. The major issues at stake:

Who works the hardest? Can fifty bucks be split four ways? What does advertising have to do with Kasten's childhood molestation?

And later in the show....

Chris gets raped on the cheap beds at Sleepy's and Myka goes to LA, shits in her pants on stage, and then sucks it back up her butt.

The toughest gay man alive gets bumped from Comical Radio due to Kid Rock's interview running long. Disappointed with his turnout, he abruptly corners our Asian intern and threatens to do awful things to his rear end.

Joe Matarese sits down with Comedian/actor Marc Unger (The show Friends), Comedian Juston Mckinney (The Tonight Show, CCP, and 1 hour special on Comedy Central), and writer for the Family Guy John Veiner.

Amber Alert! Amber Alert! Robert Kelly is near the Comical Radio Studio. No real danger it is just his new iPhone alerting us where his comedy is taking place. Now if only there was an app to protect us from Pedophile Santa. Besides stopping by to discuss his app, Kelly also talked about his show on FX Louie and ghosts of a white race only, which turned Chris a little spiritual. Along with his confession of his belief in ghosts, Chris also confided his aspirations to become a corporate comedian. Yes, folks Chris is about to put down the flannel and put on a suit and tie. Our next guest, Annoyance Theater founder and a Second City director, Mick Napier, prefers at times to not wear any clothes at all during his comedy. An exhibitionist, Napier  talked about the typical Naked Comedy scene. With crowds consisting of bachelorette parties, gays and reluctant boyfriends. In true Comical Radio fashion, Kasten found the opportunity to make fun of natural disaster, when New Orleans born comedian Neal Stasney came into the studio. After moving off the topic of Hurricane Katrina, Kasten questioned whether Anne Rice was dead or alive or just pissed off about Twilight?   The last interview was deemed the “easiest interview ever” by our guest Kid Rock, as Danny fondly recounted how they met without letting Rock put a word in. Kid Rock called in to talk about his new album Born Free, how his sound has developed into country. Rock revealed his old Vegas concert demands which included goldfish in bathtub and old people scooters. Oh, to live the life of a Kid Rock n Rolla.

The show kicked off with remembering the legendary comic actor Leslie Nielson. Which led to Kasten going in depth about OJ Simpson’s acting career, which then led to Danny continuing to quote way too many Nielson films. After reminiscencing about a restaurant in Queens built in honor of cult leader, Shri Shimrol (or was it Tri Trimrow?). The gang thought it’d be a brilliant idea to start a religion of their own. Calling on all Comical Radio cult listeners, you too can be a member of Comicism. Just abide by the following rules: -Celibacy is not encouraged, but mindless sex is. -Donate $1 a day to Comical Radio. -You must give a 5 star rating for Comical Radio on iTunes. -Join the forums and post.

After getting through the basics of the newly formed religion, Danny revealed his secret past time - Pedicures and Dumpling Factories. But its okay as long as he is smoking a cigar and drinking a whiskey.

It was Monday, so the interns weren’t in to hear some good trash talking. Thankfully it was only about the ones in the way past. Kasten let out his frustration about a rich old intern who couldn’t keep his secrets while picking at Danny’s zits. Hiring procedures have become more strict as Chris's corporate comedy career begins.

Special Guest Judy Carter calls into the Comical Radio studio. While Chris and Kasten finish up the episode from last week, Judy schooled the boys on a few things they can do to help their respective careers, Number one: don't do comedy on Long Island. Walking away from Governor's Comedy Club is the first step in any comedians career. Second: visit www.judycarter.com or www.standup411.com and check out one of her courses. Chris seemed to get excited at the prospect of working for more than cold chicken marsala and boxed wine  Danny called in from Pittsburg at the end of the show to let everyone know how cool Ralphie May is and to find out why he received an angry babbling message from last weeks guest, Steve Hoftsetter. See Ep: 275 Part 1

The show got started with a bang when Chris was visited by Danny Lobell in the studio. They discussed their recent road gig to New Jersey. As always Warren Holstien had plenty of commentary to add to the news. During Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll The crew discussed, Farmville for gay people, the exorcist convention, and Four Loko; the delicious Energy/Alcoholic beverage responsible for some of the most focused and energetic campus date rapes imagineable. After Danny Left, Chris and Warren chatted about what the Iacono Thanksgiving would be like.

Comical Radio crew have commandeered the airwaves

- Chris and Danny destroy the Oldbridge, NJ Knights of Columbus followed by a thugalicious parking lot session in Staten Island complete with sex club stories.

- 80's music night is sooo passe

- To quell the cries for more Daddy Iacono, Chris assures the audience that the Iacono's are brilliant in small doses only.

- We flatter the listeners on the forums

Uh oh, someone left the kids unchaperoned. That’s right Chris and Dave were left alone to fend for themselves as Danny and Myka were off on their ventures around the US. The two forces battle the great debate of who was hotter Kelly Kapowski or Jessie Spano? The show seemed like it would go well until the end of the intro when Dave decided to start talking smack about the first guest, Danny McDermott. Danny got on the air and the match was already set between him and Kasten. Eventually the air cleared out when everyone could bond over placenta cream and Dave’s vaginal malformation. Our next guest, Aaron Karo, had a few problems with his last name. Does it identify him as Irish, Italian or a syrup? None of these, he’s just a Jew from Long Island with a Comedy Central special airing tonight or is it tomorrow- Damn, those bad guest notes!

Get out the nuts and bolts because we have another installment of Fixing Joe, with Joe Matarese and Chris Iacono sitting in for Danny Lobell.

The burning issue this week; Should Joe continue with therapy?

Moreover, is the Fixing Joe show providing more therapeutic benefit than his actual therapy? After taking the invaluable advice of funnyman and heckler-hunter, Bill Burr, Joe has learned to love performing again. He's gained confidence and, most importantly, hasn't been so darn angry. Has this radio gig rendered a psychiatric professional obsolete? Or are his sessions truly worth the horrendous commute?

The guests weighing in on the subject are MadTV mistress Arden Myrin and comedian and surviving Jim Norton cohabitant, Jim Florentine.

Lie back on your favorite couch (preferably not in your therapists office) and listen to find out Joe's decision!