Your hosts check in on the neighborhood, and revisit their time spent during the holidays. Mark won some games, then transitions beautifully into something strange.

Mark brings Get a Life. What’s the ideal decoration for a cubicle? Cast your mind back twenty years as your hosts explore the idea.

Grant brings Stone Soup for a quick chat about exciting events after nearly killing an old woman.

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Mark has lost his bowling chops. Grant is grossed out by hygienic blacklights. Shirtless ping pong is the best, while VR table tennis is a close second.

Grant brings 9 Chickweed Lane. How does one handle the betrayal of a friend? Why doesn’t Grant like his assigned nickname?

Mark brings Calvin and Hobbes. Your hosts talk good sounds. Tasty!

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Your hosts get a case of culinary pyromania. They also discuss their desire for suburban dad success. Grant has an issue with his place of residence.

Mark brings Jake Likes Onions. He’s looking for a quick media check-in, and Grant delivers.

Grant brings a JumpStart comic. Are your hosts judgemental? Are others? It’s quite the philosophical question.

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Mark is adapting to the frigid climate of his native Minnesota. Your hosts discuss a neat gimmick, and a revelation is shared.

Grant brings a Lola comic. Should rules be unspoken? Should we live our lives like dating profiles dictate? Get a hard dose of reality here.

Mark brings Frog Applause. Grant is unsure of spirit animals.

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Grant is ready to rock, and Mark is nearing invincibility. Tuna is miraculous and not tiny. Mark has a small bit of joy. Grant requests a heart-to-heart about explicit language.

Mark brings Pearls Before Swine in a deliberate attempt to make Grant’s life difficult. Your hosts discuss fine art and science museums.

Grant brings Real Life Adventures. What even is a “Grant Story”? Tune in for a live example.

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Holidays are remembered, and a lengthy bit of review and support for a new iPad is had.

Grant brings an Overboard comic. He is curious about friend groups, and what they say about the person. Mark has an overall positive outlook.

Mark brings Adult Children. He poses a simple hypothetical.

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Should your hosts transcribe an episode of the podcast? Maybe in hieroglyphics? Mark accidentally calls himself dumb, as the discussion flows to chemical warnings for this show.

Mark brings a Long Story Short comic. Your hosts explore the world kitchen opening utensils.

Grant brings Lola. He eventually, after a horrible transition, asks about toxic people. The answer isn’t funny, but hopefully it’s helpful.

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Grant is feeling a little off and throws Mark for a loop. Mark tells a bad and incomplete joke. Your hosts also discuss the values of their bodies and sunlight.

Grant brings The Born Loser. Your hosts compare philosophies and hunches around expiration dates.

Mark brings Rabbits Against Magic. Grant explains his love of physical books, and yet another item is nearly brought to market.

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Mark got a small boo-boo from playing outside. Grant brings up a confusing matter about his apartment, looking for a second opinion. Mark just doesn’t understand how rental companies work.

Mark brings The Daily Drawing. Your hosts discuss egg-based meals outside of breakfast.

Grant brings JumpStart. Mark is always trying to impress.

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Your hosts examine the Halloween landscape around them. Mark can finally relax and isn’t sure how to feel. The also talk about talking.

Grant brings a Herman comic. Your hosts once again delve into the dark recesses of human language.

Mark brings Domestic Abuse for a brief diatribe on clocks in the living area. Novelty math clocks are featured.

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