Mark is recently ill but still has stuff to say and things to do. Grant finally embarked on a months-old project, and Mark considers dinner options.

Grant brings a Questionable Quotebook comic. He wants the advice of his dear co-host regarding goals for the new year. It is surprisingly fruitful.

Mark brings a Snow Sez comic to talk about fishing. What was Grant’s experience growing up? Did your hosts miss out on anything, or was the real treasure in front of them the whole time?

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It’s a New Year! However your hosts recorded this well before it occurred, so there isn’t much to share. Grant had a rough weekend with adulting, so Mark tells him a joke. Grant doesn’t know how to vamp, but both hosts had cookies at work.

Mark brings a Jake Likes Onions comic. What animal abilities would your hosts like? Grant has no idea, so a bonus comic is read. Eventually, Harry Potter trivia is discussed.

Grant brings a Red and Rover comic to discuss authenticity, but the wheels come off before your hosts even begin.

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Mandatory Holiday Fun is resolved, and Grant explains the show notes.

Grant brings a Cornered comic in a rather meta fashion, hoping to catch Mark off guard. A guessing game ensues, followed by a tale of medical woe.

Mark brings a PC and Pixel comic so your hosts can wax nostalgic about the Prequels, and about Star Wars in general.

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Half of your hosts are in the holiday spirit. Sweaters and cookies are discussed, as well as a short update on mandatory holiday fun. Grant needs food, and might buy a plane.

Mark brings a Reality Check comic. Do your hosts use highlighters? Should they use highlighters? An exploration of their dark pasts reveals the answers.

Grant brings a Garfield comic because he forgot his purpose in this episode. Despite that, a good, if brief, discussion of communication occurs.

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Mark got a new toy, and Grant did not break anything. Mark and Grant talk chemical safety and mandatory fun.

Grant brings a Fowl Language comic, and allows Mark to rant a bit about wine. Mark gives Grant and the listeners something to remember, and Grant wants something resolved.

Mark brings an Eric the Circle comic. Grant does not connect with animated movies, but at least Mark enjoys abstract comics.

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Mark has more travel woes, and both hosts recount their holiday weekends. There were some dessert issues.

Mark brings an Invisible Bread comic, wishing to talk about the influx of discount cards. He has a bone to pick with grocery stores in particular, while Grant finds a reasonable explanation Mark is hesitant to accept.

Grant brings a Calvin and Hobbes comic, because it’s treehouse time. Did your hosts have them? Are they even structurally sound? Listen to find out.

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Mark had to figure out health insurance, and wonders how different people deal with computers. Mark professes his love of keyboard shortcuts.

Grant brings an Adam@Home comic after a bit of delay. He wants to know what Mark is picky about. Mark surprises Grant, and then Grant provides another perspective.

Mark brings a Meg comic. After arguing over the nature of salad bars, Grant describes his issues with buffets.

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Mark and Grant consider innovations in cinema technology. Mark puts 3D movies on blast, while Grant wonders if anyone was upset when movies got sound.

Mark brings a Breaking Cat News comic to talk about holiday plans and preparation. What are your hosts up to for the upcoming season? They also investigate a new business idea.

Grant brings a Fowl Language to discuss memory. Maybe. He couldn’t remember.

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Grant’s location is nearly disclosed as Mark tries to give him something to do. Board games and movies are discussed.

Grant brings Cornered and Mark finally screwed up. Grant’s a bit miffed about credit being stolen from him. Mark continues to work with amazing people who never put him in such a position.

Mark brings a Berkeley Mews comic for a brief conversation about playing dead in the real world. What would that even look like.

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Mark played some sports, and is paying for it dearly. Grant had a physically necessary weekend, and his coworkers are way too invested in his personal life.

Mark brings an Angry Little Girls comic to talk about secrets. First, an argument about inflection occurs. Your hosts have their most productive discussion in months.

Grant brings a Lola comic, and it is almost never revealed why. Instead your hosts decide what the end of the episode could have become. Grant promises to develop a marketing deliverable.

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