Comically Conscious

EPISODE 6 IS A WILD ONE!! Jc talks about when he got caught having sex with Mike's sister in a 2006 Ford Taurus while Mike does his best to handle the discussion at hand. Afterwards, Mike tries to convince JC that having an offensive podcast is more of a statement than having an Onlyfans and gives insight into what it's like being a camgirl behind the scenes in Las Vegas. Did someone say "Pink Sock?" ENJOY!!

Did someone say EPISODE 5?! Let's go baby!! Mike and JC's worlds collide as Mike finds out that JC's mortal enemy, Aaron Rodgers, is doing a DARKNESS RETREAT to see if he wants to stay in the NFL. Speaking of NFL... when are they going to make the Chiefs change their name? How offensive! The episode wraps up with the boys discussing their rules for HITTING WOMEN as Mike recalls a story in which JC blasted his Grandma in the chest with his clenched fist. Wow. ENJOY!

So it's EPISODE FOUR BABY!! The boys discuss launching a Podcast in Mexico and why Mexico feels more free than America. Mike epically fails at negotiating a weed sale from a Mexican drug dealer and JC uses said drugs from said drug deal to go full SPACE CADET during a jungle cirque show. After getting karmically bathed by the Universe with potent salt water, these dudes have the MOST PROFOUND moment. ENJOY!!

This is that THIRD EPISODE BABY!! It's about some more stuff and things. The boys discuss what it would be like to find out that your friends were self pleasuring to deep fakes created of you and JC shares about the Mascot Wars he was surrounded by in middle school. (Shout out to Dead-Reggie!) Mike shares that he is 100% down for a shark attack situation as long as there is no permanent damage. ENJOY!

THE SECOND EPISODE!! It's about some more stuff and things. The boys discuss their issues with UberEats currently and JC thinks he is such a physical specimen that he would survive a Zombie Apocalypse. (Yeah right! Lol) And also, learn about the "in's and out's" of autofellatio (pun intended) and the different ways one can achieve this high pleasure frequency. ENJOY!

THE FIRST EPISODE!! It's about some stuff and things. Mike pretends to have autism while JC talks about Blippi and finding "self pleasure" in his wonderful imagination as a young teenager. Thanks Disney.