Dave’s massage parlor story gets even wilder, now it involves strippers and “joke gunfire: (00:01:20). Kirk declares “Something Just Like This” by Chainsmokers and Coldplay the best song of the past decade (00:15:18). After hearing it on The Dave Portnoy Show, KMS decides Charles Barkley is bigger than Alex Cooper. Derek Ruschin apologizes for going after Arkansas Baseball player Michael Turner. The most famous people in the world. LIV Golf kicks off this week, fire alarm goes off in studio and much more.

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