In this very special episode we’re joined by our new friend Brian Puerto and in a Commercial Boys first, someone actually knows what they’re talking about.

The ads we discuss: https://youtu.be/aH3dJNrOQT8

Follow Brian on twitter: https://twitter.com/persona_ingrata

Part 2 in our 2 part series about the rise and fall of personal injury attorneys Cellino and Barnes.

All the ads we talk about in this episode here: https://youtu.be/oZGPHD1i6R4

Sources:

https://nym.ag/3c6ltlu

https://buffalonews.com/news/local/cellino-on-barnes-all-i-can-think-about-is-the-good-times-all-the-milestones/article_3bde2f98-0991-11eb-ae64-239d3482042a.html

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/8/8/20758876/local-jingle-business-cellino-barnes-ad-history

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/08/business/media/stephen-barnes-dead.html

https://nypost.com/2017/10/17/cellino-says-stingy-barnes-is-opposed-to-employee-benefits/

Part 1 in our 2 part series about the rise and fall of personal injury attorneys Cellino and Barnes.

All the ads we talk about in this episode here: https://youtu.be/EIA3rkBnlps

Sources:

https://nym.ag/3c6ltlu

https://buffalonews.com/news/local/cellino-on-barnes-all-i-can-think-about-is-the-good-times-all-the-milestones/article_3bde2f98-0991-11eb-ae64-239d3482042a.html

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/8/8/20758876/local-jingle-business-cellino-barnes-ad-history

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/08/business/media/stephen-barnes-dead.html

https://nypost.com/2017/10/17/cellino-says-stingy-barnes-is-opposed-to-employee-benefits/

The boys finally check their inbox and examine commercials sent in by our fans, who we hate now for some reason.

If you have an ad you want us to review, email: [email protected]

This episode's commercials: https://youtu.be/2UrYVYePijA

The boys watch presidential and senatorial ads for the 2020 election in their longest and worst episode yet.

The Commercial Boys watch several weird and vague television ads curated by Jacob. Dan tries and fails to guess what they're selling.

Watch the commercials from this episode here: https://youtu.be/W0Iaz0id5TE

The boys talk about how lately, every commercial is just a monopoly vaguely promising that they're here for you. Don't worry, The Commercial Boys are totally actually here for you though.

The commercials we discuss: https://youtu.be/rdKjQvMl_Lc

Dai Delija joins us to discuss our favorite and least favorite super bowl ads, our Mike Bloomberg hot takes, and what you shouldn't say if you meet Dai.

In loving memory of Mr. Peanut.

The commercials: https://youtu.be/OdL9wHggpcM

Willem Dafoe smile: https://imgur.com/a/REsJxcs

The Boys look into Kidz Bop, exploring its origins, dissecting its current business model, and speculating wildly about its future. Oh yeah, and we also watch some commercials.

Wikipedia chart: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidz_Bop

Chart showing each album's peak billboard position: https://imgur.com/gallery/FyyWj2w

Commercial for album #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtdL2k4-DC8

Commercial for album #24: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s6PI-UOMXc

Commercial for album #36: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lkvZ1JGllI

Commercial for album #40: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oInqvBgU0xg

Sources:

• https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/on-parenting/kidz-bop-is-the-go-to-of-tot-music-but-do-we-really-need-to-replace-tattoo-with-hairdo/2019/07/11/2d58b250-9dcb-11e9-85d6-5211733f92c7_story.html

• https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/02/arts/music/kidz-bop-streaming.html

• https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/music/2018/07/25/kidz-bop-shouldve-never-covered-these-inappropriate-pop-songs/826402002/

The Boys respond to a listener request, subjecting themselves to the horrors of Rock Auto's animated ad campaign.

The 8 Rock Auto commercials we watched (plus a bonus one at the end which we didn't know existed at the time of recording): https://youtu.be/pYO-hBnvPu8

Cool 3D World: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzNZlJzmjomyl00ewlxHqOA

The New York Yankees: https://www.mlb.com/yankees