Communal Bathroom

The sound of paint: How do you represent a visual medium in an audio platform? Chris and Sam scour the internet for programs to help them achieve SONIC PAINT. They take inspiration from Turner, Picasso and Warhol and craft their own paintings out of yoghurt and bathrooms. And Chris poses the question: 'Can you tell the difference between real Farrow and Ball paint names and made up ones? (Sam cannot).

SHOW NOTES

https://www.communalbathroom.com/podcast/paint

In this episode Sam and Chris focus on football. Not knowing who they support or what the rules are, Sam and Chris explore the nuances of the beautiful game as best they can. Chris brings a dispatch from a famous ground and a song about a famous player. Sam chants some chants and presents a quiz about footballers and fantasy franchise characters. There is also The World's Worst Keepy Uppy Competition Ever and, of course, some half-time oranges.

In this episode, our time is spent dwelling on 'Time'. Both Sam and Chris experiment with time-manipulated music, Sam takes us through the past in fast forward, Chris presents a game, and together they make completely accurate predictions for the future.

In this, the first episode of 2017, Chris and Sam discuss eggs. There is an egg story, an egg rap, some audio scrambled eggs and an egg quiz.

Having learnt lessons from 2016's podcasting, this year's DFTCB episodes will each have a different theme but will be more consistent with our original dispatch format. Expect to see new episodes out on the third Monday of every month.

The Hills Of Sheffield by Communal Bathroom

For their 2nd annual celebration of pizza the boys from DFTCB write 50 songs about pizza featuring a special guest appearance from Chris Gethard.

Track listing

Slice 1: Gimme A Pizza

1. Gimme A Pizza (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere. Mixed and masteried (M&M) by David Brady

2. Pizza and Video Games (Bradley) Performed by Sam Bradley

3. Queen Margherita of Savoy (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

4. Travelling Pizza Saleswoman (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

5. Pizza Goggles (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere. M&M by David Brady

6. Pizza Taster Pro (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

7. Dr Oetker (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

8. First Time I went to Pizza Express (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

9. Tomatoes (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere M&M by David Brady

10. An Egg Implores Thee (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

11. Delicious Pizza (Bradley) Performed by Sam Bradley and Sally Beveridge

12. What’s Your Name and What’s Your Favourite Pizza (Bradley) Performed by Sam Bradley

13. Hey Miss Primary School Teacher (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

14. Karl Marx has a Pizza (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

15. Deep Dish (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

16. Calzone Ridge (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

17. Bottom of the Sea (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

18. Girl, Let’s Go To The Beach (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

19. Pizza Plaice (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

20. Stoned, Baked Oven Pizza (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere M&M by David Brady

21. P.I.Z.Z.A. (Bradley) Performed by Sam Bradley

22. P.I.Z.Z.A. (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

23. Consolatory Post-Brexit Pizza Blues (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere M&M by David Brady

24. Pizza dub (Bradley) Performed by Sam Bradley

25. Papa John (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

26. Pie vs Pizza (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere and David Brady M&M by David Brady

27. Pizza Shaman (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

28. Flying Pizzas (Delamere) Performed by Sam Bradley and Chris Delamere

29. Pepperoni vs Garlic vs Chris Delamere (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere

Slice 2: The Pizza Gethard Caper

30. Extra Toppings (Bradley) Performed by Sam Bradley and Chris Delamere

31. That Hollow Bit of Time (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere M&M By David Brady

32. Pineapple Question (Bradley) Performed by Sam Bradley

33. The Ballad of Old Man Tata (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere M&M by David Brady

34. Scottish Pizza (P. Delamere/C. Delamere) Performed by Pete Delamere and Chris Delamere M&M by David Brady

Slice 3: Reflections on Life, Music and Pizza

35. The Very Last Pizza (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere and David Brady M&M by David Brady

36. When We're Next Earthside (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

37. Country Pizza (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere and David Brady M&M by David Brady

38. Not a Pizza (Bradley) Performed by Sam Bradley

39. Bad Trip Pizza (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere and Mario D’Agostino

40. Pizza Anniversary (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere M&M by David Brady

41. Melancholy Reflections (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

42. #Cheatday (Delamere/Harvey) Performed by Chris Delamere and Sam Bradley

43. Pizza Lullaby (Harvey) Performed by Chris Delamere and Jade Harvey

44. Night Out Alone (Clear/D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino and Simon Clear

45. Make My Last Meal A Pizza (Clear) Performed by Simon Clear

46. One For Quattro Stagioni Mitchell (D’Agostino/Mitchell) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

47. Down with Pizza (Bradley) Performed by Sam Bradley and Chris Delamere

48. Better The Pizza You Know (Bradley/Stock/Aitken/Waterman) Performed by Sam Bradley

49. Grease On The Sheets (D’Agostino) Performed by Mario D’Agostino

50. Red Stripes (Delamere) Performed by Chris Delamere M&M by David Brady

In this episode, Sam and Chris are joined by the linchpin of their ever expanding podcast network, Mario D'Agostino. Coming at the end of a mammoth podcast recording weekend, the guys discuss space and toothbrushes, exploring pulsars both celestial and dental. Elsewhere, Chris attempts a religious ritual and brings a song promoting the avoidance of untimely death while Sam gets us all lathered and excited about a new quiz. Throughout the episode attempts are made to keep Mario on a short leash so that he doesn't go overboard with a particular hyperintrajocularity, but these attempts, for the most part, utterly fail.

In this special and long-gestating episode, Sam and Chris attempt to improve their lives in a variety of ways, from the daft, sweaty, vague and unmeasurable to the more meditative, mental and meaningful.

Sam reads some books whilst Chris concentrates on particular words. Sam attempts to improve his skateboarding and Chris tries yoga for the first time. Sam seeks to improve his job prospects and Chris invests in some fabric conditioner.

It gets a bit personal and everyone gets a bit happier and healthier.

In homage to 12 Hour Day with JD and Connor, Sam and Chris attempt to record a podcast for 12 hours. They go to their parents houses, meet some of the leading lights of the Sheffield comedy scene, and end up at a folk session in the pub.

This is part 1 (soundcloud has a time limit on uploads).

In homage to 12 Hour Day with JD and Connor, Sam and Chris attempt to record a podcast for 12 hours. They go to their parents houses, meet some of the leading lights of the Sheffield comedy scene, and end up at a folk session in the pub.

This is part 2 (soundcloud has a time limit on uploads).

Note: We lost the last hour of Jade's mic recording, sorry about that.