Compelled by Schlock

Get ready for a Santa-sized spectacle as Darby, Chris, and Lance unravel the festive mayhem in "Santa Jaws." Discover the hilariously terrifying world of a killer Christmas shark that brings a whole new meaning to holiday horror. Jump into this comically chaotic adventure as we unwrap the joy and the terror beneath the waves! 🎄🎅🦈

If you're looking for the Hulk wrestling some reindeer, keep scrolling!

Using your wealth to disrupt an entire economy and ruin everyone's Christmas makes you a good dad, right? RIGHT???

AKA Demonic Christmas Tree! Joins as we describe the ins and out of this baffling schlock-business model and muse about what could make it better!

2023 Shark Month continues! Dive into the hilarious and campy world of 'Shark in Venice' as Darby, Chris, and Lance dissect this B-movie gem. 🦈 Explore the absurdity and cheesy thrills of this underwater adventure gone wrong in the heart of Venice... or Bulgaria. Join the fun as they navigate gondolas and great whites in their entertaining movie review.

Dive into this engaging Jaws movie review, where the clashing dialogue, iconic moments, and character dynamics are explored. 🦈 Discover the motivations of Bruce the shark and the mayor and how Jaws became a template for blockbusters. Unveil the Holy Trinity allegory and dissect the two sides of this thrilling creature feature.

Do you want to see the TRUE Alien prequel? Check out Dark Star! John Carpenter's first feature film. Dan O'Bannon forming the story that would become Alien. And Nick Castle doing creature work before playing the Shape (AKA Michael Myers) in Halloween!

🌙 Sink your teeth into our review of the 1985 cult classic "Fright Night"! 🧛‍♂️ Join us as we take a bloody hilarious dive into this fang-tastic vampire flick that will leave you howling with laughter and screaming for more. It's a vampire tale that's so good, it's sure to give you a fright...and a night full of schlocky fun! 🎬✨

Killer clash! ...and Kiss! In Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter!

🌽 Get ready to enter the cornfield of terror with our review of Children of the Corn! This cult classic is stalked with creepy kids and more corn than you can handle. We had a-MAIZE-ing time watching this horror flick, but remember, if you hear "He Who Walks Behind the Rows," it's time to run! 🌾🎬