AKA Demonic Christmas Tree! Joins as we describe the ins and out of this baffling schlock-business model and muse about what could make it better!

2023 Shark Month continues! Dive into the hilarious and campy world of 'Shark in Venice' as Darby, Chris, and Lance dissect this B-movie gem. 🦈 Explore the absurdity and cheesy thrills of this underwater adventure gone wrong in the heart of Venice... or Bulgaria. Join the fun as they navigate gondolas and great whites in their entertaining movie review.

Dive into this engaging Jaws movie review, where the clashing dialogue, iconic moments, and character dynamics are explored. 🦈 Discover the motivations of Bruce the shark and the mayor and how Jaws became a template for blockbusters. Unveil the Holy Trinity allegory and dissect the two sides of this thrilling creature feature.

Do you want to see the TRUE Alien prequel? Check out Dark Star! John Carpenter's first feature film. Dan O'Bannon forming the story that would become Alien. And Nick Castle doing creature work before playing the Shape (AKA Michael Myers) in Halloween!

🌙 Sink your teeth into our review of the 1985 cult classic "Fright Night"! 🧛‍♂️ Join us as we take a bloody hilarious dive into this fang-tastic vampire flick that will leave you howling with laughter and screaming for more. It's a vampire tale that's so good, it's sure to give you a fright...and a night full of schlocky fun! 🎬✨

Killer clash! ...and Kiss! In Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter!

🌽 Get ready to enter the cornfield of terror with our review of Children of the Corn! This cult classic is stalked with creepy kids and more corn than you can handle. We had a-MAIZE-ing time watching this horror flick, but remember, if you hear "He Who Walks Behind the Rows," it's time to run! 🌾🎬

I'm on a Highway to Hel... oh wait... that song isn't in this??? But everything else is! A young Ben Stiller as Genghis Khan, claymation Cerberus, handcuffs that are literally hands, and so much more! Take a ride on the Highway to Hell!!!

⚗️ Get ready for a scientific adventure like no other with our review of Yahoo Serious's Young Einstein! This quirky comedy takes us on a wild ride through history, mixing slapstick humor and offbeat inventions. From splitting atoms to splitting sides, we had a blast watching this 'hair-raising' tale of a genius with a fizzy sense of humor! 🧪🎬

Pierce Brosnan beats people for money out of the goodness of his heart! Check out this 1988 Irish film, Taffin!