Completely Inappropriate

Warning:       This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh.   It's Halloween! All hollows Eve Eve? Our very first Halloween episode starts with Halloween versions of our completely inappropriate questions. Followed by a Halloween candy conversation. Tony has a thing for licorice, Frank brings up a twitter debate; candy corn, yay or nay? Frank shares a town legend from the county in which he was born, Erath county, in a spot known as "McDow's hole". Bringing up another interesting talk, every old town area has their "La Llorona" tale.  Sincerely,The Inappropriate Ones P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.comintro and outro by Tony G.halloween music provided by:Music from https://filmmusic.io"Supernatural" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Warning:       This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh.Former professor of neuro-motor learning turned Instagram rocker @Guitrumhero He gives us a quick info-filled breakdown of the course of his recent life. From working as a professor, to a health company called "Lavelle", book aspirations of a caliber akin to the podcast, to his final decision to leave it all behind to shoot for success in this new world of technology and music. After which we get into the C.I.Q's...What is Mikes Kink?What kind of "Ass Man" is he?What is his type on his "F-it" list?Then some Holiday questions with,Would he swap lives with his doppelgänger?Top or bottom his clone?What body part would he cannibalize first?and would he rather sleep with a zombie or a mummy? after all this with the swiftness of true conversationalists,we have time to talk a little on what Mikes plans look like now with his music plans,  We bring up Alex Jones once more spurring the reason for our disclaimer at the beginning of our descriptions, which we'll repeat here...we are NOT experts...duh Tony's unrest with the monopolization of social media and the internet while defending the companies rights to do so and offering a half thought out solution to the United States economic problems.And of course we have to end with our favorite topic...The Epstein Suicide and a theory of what happened. New drinking game! Take a shot every time Mr. Frank says anything!(sorry if you end up sober at the end)  Sincerely,The Inappropriate Ones    P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.com

Warning:       This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh.This beautiful Wednesday episode comes to you with Mr. William once again, FINALLY getting to the piece de resistance...the 4chan famous story..."The Sheikhs Chicken"In which we learn a great deal about how MRE's and ethnic cuisine don't always make for a pleasant night under the stars.How unforgiving fiberglass infused fabrics can be as make shift toiletry,and how Marines gossip like little ole biddies...allowing such a profane story to travel throughout the corps.We find out a little bit more of Will the civilian with our "Completely Inappropriate Questions",and close up the pod discussing Mandela effects and other crap. The episode so entertaining you'll SHIT YOURSELF. Sincerely,The Inappropriate Ones    P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.com

Warning:       This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh.We have fun with booze and guns! Which one of your favorite hosts do YOU think is the pods "Gomer Pyle"? We get into some of the lingo, the tradition, and the nicknames of the Marine Corps before Will lets loose with his first moment of pride being addressed as "Marine".  We are regaled with a story of his bank account helping him find his individuality once again while in the midst of Marine mind manipulation! Will allows us a glimpse into the mind of a marine as his personal respite is ripped from him, as angst and frustration grab hold in a tumultuous moment. Finally, a story of crayon eating Marines who fail at building a wall.  Enjoy it you animals,  The Inappropriate Ones        P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.com

Warning:       This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh.  With Jerry back behind the mic for a second episode, we bring back the C.I. Questions for Mr. Frank Including... Do the Carpets match the beard? Man-scaping?What is your most shameful moment?Who is on his "Fuck it" list?and of course...Anal? We throw in along the way Tony's opinion on "free-balling", anal with his wife, abortion statistics, 4 Chan and it's degenerate nature, and a bit on Frank and Jerry's insistence on "#FreeAlexJones" Extra warning here...expect to be offended...this is in good humor and good fun. Take us in with a pinch of salt and a spoon full of sugar...you can handle it;-) Sincerely,The Inappropriate Ones        P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.com

Warning:       This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh.  This Episode,  Tony has a quick review of CBD brought on by our new guest Jerry. We come to find, that name eludes Tony, just as proper microphone use eludes our guest. Introducing the never previously discussed now all of a sudden a thing... The "Completely Inappropriate Questions" Who's on your "Fuck It" list? Have you been with someone who was already in a relationship? Whats the worst thing you've done to somebody? Do you believe in God? and...above all other inquests...    Anal? Sincerely,The Inappropriate Ones        "...Because who's afraid of a Jeffery?"" - Aldous Snow- 'Get Him to the Greek'P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.com

Warning:       This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh. We open with Tony's questioning of Frank's labeling him an "Anarcho syndicist ".Reigniting Tony's belief that government is inescapable.  Tony questions Franks belief as to whether the constitution is a living document. Tony argues the benefits of religious text while Frank says he prays to Thor, Bragi, Odin, and others of that ilk provoking Tony's skepticism and ire. As Tony plays Devils advocate questioning reality, science, and what we believe are facts of this universe, speaking his belief that it is impossible to be certain of anything , that we are all God, and that there is indeed a lack of separation of church and state.  As Frank finishes explaining his beliefs, we end joyously with Barney and Lamb Chop, and shutting up to learn!    Sincerely,The Inappropriate Ones        P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.com

Warning:       This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh.    This week we start off with Mr. Frank opening up on what it's like to be back home after time in service of the Marine Corps in Iraq, letting us know the similarities between South Texas and Ramadi.   Mr. Frank advocates for former service men to push on and be persistent when requesting help from the Veterans Association (V/A) while expressing earnestly his own reservations towards seeking help himself.   We Find ourselves flowing down the hurricane floods into the dangers of the N-word and why it should be avoided, according to Tony.  Finally we  get mired in the muck of our political frustrations for those who take advantage of the system, the governments assistance, and how those very same people can often be unappreciative of those who served their country.    Sincerely,The Inappropriate Ones    For the full conversations and extra inappropriate content find our videos on YouTube at  Completely Inappropriate Podcast.P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.com

Warning:       This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh.  This episode deals with rape and other subjects that may be uncomfortable or unsuitable for some listeners. Discretion is advised.   We find some names just seem more attractive than others and we try to break down why.Frank tells a beautiful story of a love that could have been but was missed... then could have been, again... and was missed, again... then it came around once more and...well, I guess you get the picture!Then we tackle a sensitive subject when we open the next discussion with date rape detecting straws. This draws out a story of when Tony was drugged at school, a story from Mr. Frank about how he saved a friend of his from an extremely bad situation, and we report on several devices and methods to use to avoid your beverage from being tampered with.After that we lighten the mood with stories of concerts we have attended and the affects they had on us.   It's fun, it's informative, and as always, we are completely inappropriate.  Sincerely,The Inappropriate Ones        P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.com

Warning: This is the Completely Inappropriate PodcastWe are not experts.duh.Sleeping with your friends girlfriend? Dating a married woman? Awkward threesomes in your history or hopeful future?These are all the things we dive into  during this conversation!Throughout this episode we hear of Mr. Franks history with women in relationships!Tony admits his own marriage started off from much the same situation. Frank "Goes for the kill" with a special young lady but is cockblocked by a new character to the podcast, "Samberg"!It's okay though! After taking her on a trip to the Eiffel tower Tony fires back with a very awkward threesome experience of his own!We wrap up this episode with Mr. Franks tumultuous tinder date that turned into a 3 week affair with a woman from across the border. It's fun, it's dumb, it's two guys having fun. Join in to get out of your heads and into ours.  Sincerely,The Inappropriate Ones          P.s. We look forward to adapting and providing more "Completely Inappropriate Story Time" stories for you all. Please send in any stories, poems, pros, or anything else you want to send in. No shout outs are given unless requested and all identifying names and features can be changed or altered for the convenience or safety of our listeners and story tellers.  Email with your inappropriate questions  and inappropriate storiesat [email protected] us on twitter @CompletelyInap                             instagram @Cipodcast                                        facebook @Completely Inappropriate Podcastwww.CIpodcast.podbean.com