This week have comedian and podcaster Stefanie Michele. We explain to her what a "Bang Bang" is (its gross but not the way you think) We talk about the importance of marketing yourself the right way. We talk  about the highly anticipated Dune reboot, parenting and Franks absolute ignorance when it comes to kids. Then we switch it over to Harry Potter erotica and making bad life decisions and Pablo rants about the dangers of A.I....again. Its a fun one. follow Stefanie on Instagram @_stefmichele and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast

Frank And Pablo are back at it. we talk about the fucked up situation the country is in right now and how unprepared we were for covid-19. We reminisce about going to bars and talking to strangers. Then they talk about the upcoming live action Mulan movie and how excited we are for it. They keep talking about movies and pop culture. Its a fun little episode. Enjoy!

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Stand up comedian Anthony Davis joins Frank and Pablo as they discus What it was like for Anthony to record his first comedy album, how Frank would network with porn stars to get them on the podcast, and once again how much we all love Korean BBQ

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It's another episode of Completely Useless with hosts Frank Martinez and Pablo Sanchez. This week guest da boyz have fellow stand up comedian Quinton Alston. We discuss what it would take for Frank to start believing in ghosts, the economics of what it would take to fake Jeffrey Epstein death/keep him alive, and Frank and Pablo pressure Quinton into buying a pair of SOAPS. 

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Host of The Healing Powers podcast, psychic, and all around amazing person Laura Powers is on the show. Pablo and Frank ask her all kinds of questions to help them navigate their own supernatural beliefs.

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This week the Boys are back at it! Frank and Pablo once again are on their journey to get sponsored by a big name (This time the victim is Boston Market), A new show idea where they go on the road both dress as Guy Fieri doing their version of diners drive-ins and dives, and we talk about Jamie Fox getting ready to play Mike Tyson.

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This week we're joined by our good friend EARLPHEUS! We catch up and talk about how disappointing the future is, not at all how he hoped it would be as kids. We talk about movies and try to convince Earl to watch Starship Troopers and Pablo gets mad when Frank starts bad mouthing Carmen. We ask him how social distancing has been for him, covind 19 and how the news are designed to scare people. Frank tells us some stories about Ron Jeremy and we talk a little bit about his accusations. While on the subject of terrible people we start talking about Trump and all the straight up INSANE things happening. From the blocking the two important books that the public should see and how the world of politics is a fucking mess. Then we talk about the restart of the NBA season and how covid is gonna keep shaping sports. Check it out and be sure to check out Alt Blk and Blaqout podcast. Follow Earlpheus @earlpheous on ig. Enjoy!

This week we are joined by comedian Alec Damani. Its a really fun episode. We talk a lot about weed and how much the scene has changed in a short time. We talk about Kevin Smith and his movies and Frank tells us about his visit to the Mooby's pop-up. We talk about the new Eric Andre special and how certain comics aren't for everyone.We get into politics a little bit and all the insane stuff Trump and Joe Biden say and do and how both parties are trash. We also talk about Covid and reopening the country and how some states are considering paying people to travel. You can follow Alec @yourmomsfavoriteblackguy and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast Enjoy.

This week on Completely Useless Pablo tells a story about the worst show he's been on. Frank talks about his air fryer and his new diet. Then we nerd it up and talk about the foot dog from Boston Dynamics thats now available to the public. We talk about the upcoming reboot of "the office" and our concerns with the new Wonder Woman movie. Then we talk a little about the state of the world, the over funded and under prepared police department. We don't claim to be experts or know a lot about the struggles of the black community but we are doing our best to learn. With that in mind we feel like it's our duty to help amplify black voices. We reach out to black artists to give up part of our episode to them. At the end of this episode he have a song by rapper Cam Gnarly. The song is called "Everything is Everything" if you buy the song on bandcamp.com all the proceeds go to BLM and local black business owners. You can follow Cam Gnarly @camgnar on Instagram and follow us @completelyuselesspodcast Enjoy.

The Boyz Frank and Pablo are back at it again! Talk about hitting open mics when going to public places was a thing, Pablo opens up about how the he gets poped for his DUI, and as always we have to talk about TV shows this week its Netflix's Space Force! Let us know what you thought about the podcast! Follow us on Instagram: @Completelyuselesspodcast and keep us updated on what you the fans want to hear. 

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