Extra-sharp, uncut musings from #desusvsmero on Jay Z and Kid Cudi at Coachella, Diddy aging gracefully, the Knicks tragicomedy, FUPA problems, Big Sean's breakup, Future & Ciara's pending arrival, and WNBA problems.

All the Bruce Jenner slander you loved from last Friday's Complex TV episode, plus Vybz Kartel, #YEET, Rick Ross, corporal punishment, and thirsty dudes on Instagram.

The raw, extended cut from the Desus vs. Mero premiere on Complex TV includes unheard commentary on the Robin Thicke divorce, DeSean Jackson's "gang" life, Johnny No-Swag (a.k.a. KD), La Marina season, and Knuckle-in-Butt weather.

The all-Valentine's Day-edition features Desus and Mero piercing your candy hearts with #knowledgedarts on what V-Day would be called if it was a holiday for dudes, giving sex as a gift, taking a Manhattan girl to El Mangu Tipico, hood proposals, getting pregnant by a K-list rapper, #struggcore, why a BJ just ain't enough in 2014, and the similarity between side chicks and Knicks fans.

February's first episode finds Desus and Mero in a reflective mood on Philip Seymour Hoffman's dealer, drug use vs. drug abuse, the new Jordan store, the swag-less NBA All-Star rosters, the Sochi Winter Olympics, Lolo Jones, braving the elements to see a chick, RN Timbs, and the savagery of wearing black Uptowns in winter. DP, y'all.

In yet another slander-packed episode, the Hood Hall & Oates assess the "Same Love" movement, Lil TerRio's future, Ray J's relevance, Black History Month, what you can tell about a chick by her nail game, Jamaican girls' furry big toes, Dominican girls' furry big toes, Drake's bachata song, off-brand Super Bowl groupies, and how to make it to the groupie HOF. Hint: It involves J.R. Bloooooood.

In which Young Chipotle and the Human Du-rag Flap of #desusvsmero pontificate on Richard "Norman" Sherman, Pam Oliver's weave, Rob Ford's patois, Bieber Gone Bad, NYC subway hustles and survival tactics, the MetroPCS Struggle, sexy phlebotomists, and Macklemore's inevitable Grammy sweep. #LGBTM

Desus and Mero address the week’s burning questions: Should Kanye have (allegedly) snuffed that kid? What would J.R. do? What constitutes #wifeymaterial? Why don’t Dominican baseball players use translators? What does French Montana’s monkey sound like? Why is Chris Christie so petty? Who taught Bill de Blasio how to eat pizza? And why did the lyrical king Papoose block Young Chipotle on Twitter? #desusvsmero, you DO got the answers.

New Year, New Things: Mero and Day-zeus (for the Latinos) are back for 2014 to take on HBO's "Girls", getting curved on Tinder, Hypebeast apples, French cheese, Jameis "R.N." Winston, "Coke Boyz 4", and Dominican cab drivers. CAUCACITY!

For the holiday edition of #desusvsmero, our hosts are gifting you Knowledge Darts on Beyonce Time vs. K. Michelle Time, Legal Aid, Instagram DMs, racist adult films, Joe Budden's beard, and how to bed a Puerto Rican GILF.