Concealed with Art Simone

If you're reading this, you might be the mole... Somebody, or somebodies who listen to this podcast has a VERY unusual listening routine, and we've found out about your DIRTY LITTLE SECRET!

Before we expose that, we're taking a steamy hot take on Japanese toilets, and how shaving your eyebrows can SAVE YOUR LIFE!!... Or at least save you some time.

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Meet Rosie, the cat-loving, plan-cancelling musician and voice artist based in LA.

It seems like Rosie is interesting enough, right? But there's more to Rosie than what meets the eye. It involves the internet, a lady named Urma, and a type of fish...

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I'm cleansing the palette with special guest HANNAH CONDA!

We get some piping hot tea on Hannah... in an alternate universe she was a stripper called Hot Chris. She brings a Concealed Weapon to do with the rug on her head, and the phone in her hotel room, AND she delivers the WORST soapbox in the short history of the palette cleanser.

BUT FIRST, I've done a shady deal in the Werribee KFC carpark...

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You've never met someone like Grainne! She oozes personality, and her infectious energy will have you smiling ear to ear.

A number of years ago she booked a one-way ticket to Australia, and never looked back! But this pole-dancing, author is concealing something, and although it may not be the best kept secret, it's the reason she will never leave the country.

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We're having an identity crisis on the palette cleanser... Art has found that she can pass as several different people, and has been offered some pretty cash to do just that.

Time to lay off Katy Perry people! She's also a labubu hater, and we embrace that in this space. If we uncancel one celeb, we have to cancel three in their place, so that's EXACTLY what we're doing.

Plus a show and tell piece, made from revenge, smarties, and Art's grandma's used pantyhose.Want get on the soapbox and spruik something? https://www.speakpipe.com/concealedwithartsimone

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It's a pleasure to introduce you to the laid-back, Mark. He's the kind of guy that could be everyone's mate, and not much seems to phase him. But he's concealing something, which involves handshakes, Samuel L. Jackson, and using his words carefully.

What is Mark concealing?

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iiiiit's another palette cleanser!

What's happened since we last caught up? I've car jacked someone dressed as Kath Day-Knight, and had an awkward confession from an EX instagram follower.

But it's not just about me, no, I've pulled a lock of mangled hair for ARTifacts and giving you my fail safe tip to shade ANYONE without them realising.

One of you lovely people have turned to me for advice about social media etiquette, of course I deliver.

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Here's a man who has lived a million lives! Originally from London, now residing in Perth, Matt has worked as a Club DJ, TV presenter, radio announcer, and has a list of obscure hobbies.

With so much that he's happy to share, what could he possibly concealing? Here's a hint, it lead him to an unusual run in with Mike Tyson.

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Welcome to the first palette cleanser!

What's that? Babes, I'm still trying to figure that out myself.

If you've fallen into the recent Labubu trend, I have some WORDS for you! I'm going back into the personal artchives... it's real, raw, vulnerable and I HATE every second of it. If you were a chronic oversharer in the early days o facebook, you'll get it.
AND we've opened up the soapbox, which may be the worst idea in the history of podcasting... a 30 second pitch from you, about anything.

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Meet the glamorous Tash! She lights up the room with her warmth and poise, but this former ballet dancer is concealing something...

She dreams of walking along the Hollywood Walk of Fame, loves a boogie to Earth, Wind and Fire, and would become an Astronaut if she had to start her life over. Can you guess what she's concealing?

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