Portrait vandalism thwarted!

Return of the smiley face!

Conditioner rations halted to combat the Blue Menace.

Everything is just fine.

There's nothing suspsicious going on.

Carry on with your lives as normal.

Building collapse didn't happen.

Also, some other things you didn't see.

It's not a towering inferno, seriously .. >.>

Happiness at an all-time high!

www.conditionfurry.ca

Construction begins on new facilities to celebrate our most generous citizens, Jeroba and Xaber!

We are proud to support the Salthaven Wildlife Rehabilitation and Education Centre. Check them out at http://www.salthaven.org

Our glorious leader get some help erecting... things >.>

Condition: Transmission Episode for April 19th, 2011

After yesterday's shortage, we have a very unusual surplus.

I wonder if they're in any way related?

The start of our new, regular format!

We'll be sending out a new news story 5 days a week.

Today's story: A horrible development for anyone who likes to have a side dish with their deep-fried fish.