Cone Of Silence

Surprise, kiddos! We're back. It's been a long run of busy nights and exhausted days, but with @Just1Jen in town we knew we had to dust off the mics and get back on podcast game!

It's a long episode, but in order to get back in the podcast saddle we just wanted to let it ride a bit.

There's a whole bunch of new words out there - at least according to Merriam-Webster there is. So we talk about some of those, we talk about the concert tour that we've been on, the worst parts of music venues, and obviously a bunch of other random stuff.

We're so old we just talk about our doctors appointments on this episode.

If episode 22 were an album, I had AI write the names of the 10 songs on it:

1. "Love on the Gridiron"

2. "New City Chronicles"

3. "Supper Club Soiree"

4. "Swift's Football Fling"

5. "Lessons in Catillion"

6. "Des Moines Daze"

7. "Volleyball Vignettes"

8. "Midwest Memoirs"

9. "Pop Culture Puzzles"

10. "Swiftly Changing Lives"

[Read in bad Irish accent] In a podcast filled with craic and fun, the lad and lass share stories on the run. From school days to Uber rides, and a wee vodka upset on the side. A back to school tale, accents attempted without fail, and a peculiar San Diego detail. From dentist visits that caused a ruffle, to an NSYNC reunion causing a shuffle, they share laughs and reflections in a joyful jumble. So pull up a stool, grab your drink, it's an episode full of laughter, we think!

Gather round and join us on a whimsical adventure where we discuss the funniest aspects of pop culture, from the surprising news of Smash Mouth's lead singer to a hilarious debate about the unique voice of Nickelback's lead singer. The journey continues into the world of weddings, where we highlight the importance of a level-headed coordinator and the potential hazards of wearing fake eyelashes on the big day. As we journey through the desert, we discuss the celebrity adventures at Burning Man, an annual event filled with art and excitement. As we conclude our journey, we share the story of Mason, a brave young boy who tried out for volleyball despite having no prior experience. Filled with laughter and insightful conversations, this adventure through the world of pop culture is a delightful treat.

Discover a treasure trove of secrets, snack suggestions, and stories from the beloved grocery store, Trader Joe's, in our latest podcast episode featuring Gretchen, a savvy parent coach and a Trader Joe's enthusiast. Gretchen shares insider information about everything from the hidden mascots to the secret behind the ringing bells, offering a unique perspective from both sides of the shopping cart. The episode also includes a tasting session of some of the best snacks and drinks from Trader Joe's!

But it's not all snacks and shopping! We delve into parenting insights, discussing the challenges of dealing with children's embarrassment, with stories such as Mason's bike saga and the golf cart incident. The episode reflects on how understanding and empathizing with our children's feelings can help avoid power struggles, reminding us of the significance of friendship, relationships, and consistent parenting. Tune in for an episode that promises a feast of information, laughter, parenting wisdom, and a deep-dive into the fascinating world of Trader Joe's.

TJ's items we tried:

Thanks to AI Dr. Seuss for writing this weeks episode summary:

In the town of podcastville, we sat for a chat,

About the show Dave and this and that.

A tale of a rapper, hilarious and true,

On Hulu FX for me and you.

We spoke of legal battles, tough and stark,

Of Purdue Pharma, Britney, and a walk in the park.

With laughter we recalled an old man with punk pop zeal,

And a spooky library visit that gave us the chills.

Onward to family trips and the Amish delight,

In the heat of Palm Springs, under the moonlight.

Throw pillows, talent shows, half birthdays and games,

Oh, what a mix of topics, never the same!

In chapters we divided, the chat, the spree,

From TV show discussions to throw pillows' glee.

So join us, dear listener, for a hearty mix and swirl,

Of laughter, insight and the everyday twirl.

Dear Campers,

Summer sure was a rollercoaster of emotions and experiences! We embarked on a camping adventure at Shaver Lake, and while the anxiety of being inexperienced campers nearly got the best of us (Es), we managed to create some extraordinary memories. The outdoors taught us a lot about ourselves, but it wasn't the only teacher we had.

Alongside the tranquil nature, we dove headfirst into the eccentric world of celebrity demands and fan behavior. We discussed the peculiar trend of fans throwing objects at performers, and also Beyonce's custom tour requirements.

From camping capers to celeb chatter, and the exciting season teasers, we covered a lot of ground in this episode. And if you stick with us, we promise more adventures, more laughs, and more unexpected stories that make life oh-so-interesting. After all, it wouldn't be camp without a few surprises along the way, would it?

Yours in camping and conversation,

Chris & Es

AI; please summarize this episode in the style of a TV infomercial.

Are you ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, life, and ice cream? Then buckle up for this episode of Cone of Silence! We're diving into the mayhem of modern parenting, where late-night bedtime routines meet frantic work trips. Say goodbye to the simple parenting days of the 80s and 90s, and hello to the hilarious chaos of today!

But that's not all! We're also embarking on a delicious quest - ranking ice cream shops from across the land. From Jeni's to Dairy Queen, we're throwing caution to the wind and sharing our hilarious experiences.

And finally, we're shifting gears to product reviews. We'll talk about our latest purchases - from a toothbrush to a grill brush! And the fun doesn't stop there, we'll also share side-splitting tales of our son Mason's innocent misunderstandings.

So why wait? Tune in to Cone of Silence to experience the laughter, the stories, and the lives that will keep you coming back for more. This is not just a podcast episode - it's an unforgettable adventure packed with humor, heart, and heaps of ice cream!