Confessions of a Walrus Chaser

I bought two containers

Last week I felt as if the universe was out to get me

I went away to Edinburgh this week

I put the guttering up on the windiest day of the year

happy f******g Easter Monday

I got my head stuck in a jellyfish

I mouse trapped myself inside a bed on Mothers Day

Im going to buy a flute now that I have the money

I'm half expecting a call from the school

I am painting at this years yardworks festival