Confessions of the Pickup Artist

The Hinge Hat Trick

Not sure what was more of a surprise… what was under the hat, or what was in the pants.

You asked for spicy.

You’re welcome.

Another Man, Another Liability 🤦‍♀️🍸

There are red flags… and then there are men who get so drunk they fall into a chiminea and smash it into a thousand pieces on one of your first dates.

Most people would have run.

Spoiler alert: I married him.

In this episode of Confessions of the Pickup Artist, I’m sharing one of my favorite stories from the early days of dating the man who eventually became my husband. Before he was filming three Christmas movies a year for Hallmark, he was getting drunk and crashing into chimineas.

Somewhere between rooftop drinks, an irresponsible amount of gin, and one completely destroyed terracotta fire pit, I somehow decided to give him a second date.

Was it a terrible first impression? Absolutely.

Was it the last dating disaster? Not even close.

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🍺 One for the Ditch: A Cautionary Tale

It was supposed to be just another date…

Instead, it became the story of the guy who asked for two beers for the ride home at 4 a.m.

Not only did he ask… he cracked one open while walking down the apartment hallway toward the elevator.

Yep. You read that right.

🚩 Womp. Womp.

In this episode of Confessions of the Pickup Artist, we’re unpacking one of those dating stories where every new decision somehow tops the last one. Looking back, the red flags couldn’t have been more obvious—but isn’t hindsight always 20/20?

The funniest part?

She didn’t end it there.

Nope. She kept seeing him.

Whether it was optimism, curiosity, denial, or simply wanting to believe people deserve another chance, we’ve all ignored a red flag or two. This episode is a hilarious reminder that sometimes the universe practically hands you an exit sign… and somehow you still miss it.

If you’ve ever stayed a little longer than you should have, overlooked the obvious, or later found yourself thinking, “What was I doing?”—this one’s for you.

Pour yourself a drink (maybe save it until you’re actually home), and join us for another unbelievable dating confession.

Welcome to Confessions of the Pickup Artist.

Real stories. Real lessons. Usually learned the hard way.

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Meet the Host

I'm Lorie.

Mom. Story collector. Professional red-flag spotter. 🚩

Join me on Confessions of the Pickup Artist as we unpack real stories, questionable decisions, and the lessons learned the hard way. 🎙️