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Tennis, reality TV, non-tragic deaths and relentless bleakness.  Yay! Comedy!

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The return of you-know-who, Elvis the newsreader, Facebook blackouts and many, many more...

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Ill-advised self-pleasuring techniques, the search for a new kind of maleness, lingering austerity, the peace gravy train and UP THE IRONS...

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Self driving cars, possibly fictitious missiles, the pay gap is still a thing and Brexit is still a stupid idea...

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Farewell to a true pop genius, protesting priorities, legalised lawbreaking and blood transfusion confusion.  It's all going on (and it's all gone on before)...

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Trump ruining Elon's buzz (and everyone else's), dead cat, stolen phones, and the return of my arch-nemesis turned collaborator...Trump ruining Elon's buzz (and everyone else's), dead cat, stolen phones, and the return of my arch-nemesis turned collaborator...

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Dirty water, rotten journalists and poisonous soup. Fun fun fun...

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Heroic Hamsters, undead rock stars, Australian "sports" and yet more Boris babies.

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Grenades in school, Eurovision controversy, ostentatious proposals... just another week on Planet Stupid

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There's a new Pope in town, the "Special Relationship" is alive and well and England has a New Rose (bollocks, should have done a The Damned parody...)

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