New name, but still the same show. Your "alternative newscast" - TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN are holding down the fort of news. Topics include: the coming worldwide wheat shortage; the bullsh*t that is ethanol; and the bullsh*t that are shopping malls.

It's the same show - but we've changed the name. It's now called CONK! NEWS DAILY. No longer the Happy Hour.... but JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN are still happy. Not about Joe's gas prices, though....

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and DON ZORRO, and from San Diego, the Editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: the new "Jen Psaki MSNBC Action Figures"; Obama's dissing of Biden at the White House; and the most exotic places the panel has ever been (Jen won).

JIM PETERS in the studio, and HANK REARDEN calling in from an undisclosed location on the East Coast. They talk about the saddest thing you'll ever see: Obama blowing Biden off.... at the White House.

JIM PETERS and TIM CONAWAY discuss David Mamet's new book; the debacle that is CNN Plus; and sh*t Tim sees in movies that drive him crazy.

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN, making the copies. Topics include: Elon Musk buys Twitter - for real; Tulsi Gabbard wonders why kids need sex education at all; and Josh calls in from Illinois - he's very entertaining.

TIM CONAWAY hosts, with HANK REARDEN and DON ZORRO in the studio, and JIM PETERS at an undisclosed remote location. What we learned: if anyone is the fool here, it's the people who voted for Biden. Oh, and Jim is a mouth-breather....

JIM PETERS is pissed off that the Old-Guard Media lies. HANK REARDEN is pissed off at all the RINOs posing as conservatives. Just another day at the office here at CONK! News....

Listen as TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN attempt to get their magnetic poles aligned....

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN discuss the disaster that was Biden's trip; Twitter turning Amerca into high school; and Wisconsin figuring out how to legally cheat for another election.