CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors TIM CONAWAY and ZORRO, and Missouri bail-bonds attorney LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include: coverage of The War; Twitter cancelling *everyone*; and someone calling AOC "an Hispanic version of Tammy Faye Baker"....

TIM CONAWAY and HANK REARDEN don't have to shovel snow anymore. And we're not talking about the kind of snow Hunter Biden shoveled into his nose, either.... Topics include: the man that is Rachel Levine; the man that is Lia Thomas; and why they're out of eggs at Wal-Mart.....

Your President is going to Europe. There will be Depends on the plane.... JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN are joined by Texas bail bondsman KEN GOOD, who talks about the 166 alleged MURDERERS who have been let out on bond recently in the Lone Star State. (Did you get that? They're MURDERERS....)

JIM PETERS and HANK REARDEN, makin' f**kin' copies..... The New York Times is full of it; Twitter is full of it; Lia Thomas is full of it; and Stacey Abrams is full of it. Did we leave anyone out?...

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS welcomes CONK! News Contributors HANK REARDEN and TIM CONAWAY, and the Editor-in-Chief of TheCollegeFix.com JENNIFER KABBANY. Topics include: Putin's end game (if he has one); your lying government in action; and everyone on campus cancelling everyone.

Topics today include: Pelosi and the "Hunger Games" Congress; Tulsi and the Ukraine biolabs; and TikTok influencers.... Really? F**king TIKTOK???!!

TIM CONAWAY sits in for Jim Peters, and HANK REARDEN sits in for Hank Rearden.

CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS and CONK!'s "fulfillment journalist" HANK REARDEN discuss today's news, including: the lie that is "Putin's Gas Tax"; the Dems finally concluding that the problem is them; and replacing Fauci with even more Faucis.

Joining CONK! News Editor-in-Chief JIM PETERS are News Contributors TIM CONAWAY, ZORRO, DAN GATES and LARRY NEWMAN. Topics include The War; The Big Bag of Money that comes with every house; and the U.K.'s National Vagina Museum (seriously, there is such a thing).

JIM PETERS and TIM CONAWAY talk about the government getting into cryptocurrency; HANK REARDEN calls in from an undisclosed location; and THE 45th PRESIDENT calls in to check on ZORRO's papers. And: April makes her radio debut!