The internet is down at the CONK! office. No remote panelist; no Hank Reardon from "up north"; no show notes.... No phone, no lights, no motorcars, not a single luxury. Yet CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters and "Original Gangsta" Contributor Tim Conaway manage to talk for an hour anyway. Mostly about a Jeff Bezos rocket with a big CONK! logo on the side of it. And the gender fluidity of hamburger buns....

CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway. Tim wonders if the Chinese economy is cratering. Hank wonders where the hell Dr. Jill and Kamala are hiding..

CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. Topics include $3.5 trillion costing nothing, the Maricopa County vote audit, and the fact that both Conaway and Zorro want to go up into space....

This week host Jim Peters is joined by CONK! "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon, CONK! News Contributor Tim Conaway and JENNIFER KABBANY, editor of TheCollegeFix.com. Jim maintains that the real reason the Gabby Petito story made the news wasn't because she was white but rather because she was hot. Jennifer expounds on the fact that conservative women are just generally hotter than liberal women. The panel agrees.

CONK! Editor-in-Chief Jim Peters is joined by "fulfillment journalist" Hank Reardon and CONK! News Contributors Tim Conaway and Zorro. Topics discussed include the California recall election, the piling on of even more Covid bullsh*t, and the cratering of cable news ratings. And someone refers to VP Harris as "Miss Fire Crotch"- we can't tell who....

The editor of TheCollegeFix.com, JENNIFER KABBANY, joins us via remote for the whole hour. On the panel's mind this week: How can the BIden government f*ck up so many things and still expect us to trust them?

This week we welcome our newest CONK! News Contributor, ZORRO. And if you don't watch it, he will go all Puerto Rican on your ass.... The boys talk about Afghanistan, the pandemic that never ends, and an ashtray that has a vagina - literally.

Jim Peters in joined by the usual suspects, Hank Reardon and Tim Conaway, to discuss Afghanistan, Larry Elder, mask mandates and Andrew Cuomo's dog.

Investigative journalist and CONK! News Contributor ALICIA POWE joins the guys from DC to report on Mike Lindell's cyber symposium; Hank Reardon comes up with an actual reason to praise Hunter Biden; and Tim Conaway dances on the "radio" yet again (it's not pretty).

Because Jim is going on vacation, Jennifer Kabbany from TheCollegeFix.com joins Jim, Hank and Tim for the big weekend show a day early, where they discuss Cuomo, the BIg Racist Rock on campus and the Norwegian Riviera, among other things.