Conner and Cobb discuss the indignity of returning sand, tapeworms, splitting checks, Craigslist buyers, the f-word, shady judges at the Ugliest Dog Contest, Nick's car wreck, and the origins of Uber. They finish it off with a dumb hypothetical question and Ryan's "Rank Them".

On this episode, Nick takes a hard and passionate stand against paper towel commercials and Ryan uncovers the dirty truth about Nick's toilet paper buying habits. Ryan also airs his opinions about crowd work comedy, making an enemy of all of social media comedy.

On this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick talks about his son living on the toilet (1:37), they talk about absurd comedy premises (8:52), then play Ryan's "Was this in Florida?" (14:25) and then Ryan brings the energy to an all-time low when he talks at length about a tree (20:58). Nick decides to put the show on his back with a mind-bending hypothetical (24:15). They discuss Stephen Hawking's favorite basketball player (34:38) blather on for too long about their doctors and then complain about random kids (51:15). Finally Ryan and Nick put the cherry on top with a game of "Rank them" (52:14).

Ryan Conner and Nick Cobb talk about taking photos, auditions, reliving a year of their lives, and some weird hypotheticals... all in front of a live studio audience!