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"Learning about the U.S. Constitution and its significance. Let's draft some laughs! After each joke, you’ve got five seconds to ratify the right answer. Keep listening until the end for today's historic riddle.

1st Joke: What did one flag say to the other flag?

2nd Joke: Why did the Constitution go to the gym?

3rd Joke: Why did the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

4th Joke: What did George Washington say before crossing the Delaware?

5th Joke: Why did the eagle join the band?

Today's Riddle: I am a famous bell that doesn't ring anymore. What am I?

That’s all for our patriotic fun. Join us tomorrow for some cheesy jokes on Cheeseburger Day!

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