Consume Us

Andy and Patrick explore the world of film marketing and commericals with taglines.  Consuming a very consumer art the two attempt to pitch a film to one another using only taglines.  

Andy is revealed to be rather tall and simple.

Patrick to be a creepy educator.

Andy and Patrick discuss what makes people laugh.  They put a series of well crafted jokes into a machine and this is what came out.

Andy examines SNL.  Patrick is disgusted by Mrs Brown's Boys.  Andy would marry Alan Partidge in a second.  Patrick also is digusted by Stand Up in general

Man and machine what is it all about?  We rumble and bumble through what defines a cyborg IRL and through media.  Some cyborgs mentioned include.

1. Robocop

2.  Six Million Dollar Man

3. The Terminator

4. Cyborg from Teen Titans

This week we consume the death of regional accents in the UK and US.  Why does Andy sound so funny to Patrick and why does Patrick sound funny to Andy.  How does one speak Minnesotan?  Andy explains the warmth of a Scouser or Geordie accent. 

Things end in a mess of quiz that makes both men doubt the English languge.

How to Speak Minnesotan

Patrick loves monsters with rules, and vampires are big rule followers.  Andy takes the opportunity to have Patrick sing cartoon themes.  The pair create their own ultimate vampiric template for all blood sucking ghouls to live by for all entirety.