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Keep timezones or delete timezones from reality?

with Andrew from HIV+ and We Are Assholes podcast

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Dave and Brandon, the yin and yang jehovahs of the universe decide daily once and for all whether every single thing that exists must be kept or deleted from reality. Will you be next? Click on link to listen to every episode.

In this episode D&B talk about baseball with Andrew from We Are Assholes and the Norm MacDonald Cum Tribute Memorial Extravaganza

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Dave and Brandon, the yin and yang jehovahs of the universe decide once and for all whether every single thing that exists must be kept or deleted from reality. Will you be next?

In this episode they talk about Coldplay.

Call 734 450 9394 for a good time

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Dave and Devan change direction and launch their new show: HIV Positive (Harry Is Very) which is all about caring, sharing and being a better person

LET Low Energy Trolls must be eliminated one by one for the greater good starting with Collin

Devan is not an LET

Who Is Collin?

Devan and Dave both insist that deep down they’re really sweet people and not nasty trolls at all

Dave hopes that he won’t murder any of his girlfriends and bury them in a Michigan basement

Devan will no longer face contort when COVID vaccines are mentioned

How does Dave be positively factual and not negative when Devan is perhaps being a loose with the truth

Pee Pee Poo Poo

Devan continues to slowly learn how to do bits but he is getting there

Dave tries positive reinforcement to encourage Devan to clean his room and not live in sloppy filth

This is compelling show content

Dave and Devan discuss whether a 3rd microphone would improve the show. But who?

Dave positively encourages Devan to fill the dead air and talk at least 50% of the time

The duo talk up their friends’ new show Boomer Bunker with Boomer Bob and John Jamingo and discuss various strategies for building up their mental fortitude and working on Bob’s word economy

Dave advises that Devan could become more verbose to enhance his broadcasting skills

Anthony Cumia update

Is it even possible to reach herd immunity with the Delta variant of COVID? The experts don’t know yet which is fascinating

Devan teaches us about the immune system including a Star Wars reference

DNA stands for Devan Knows Ass All

Chris Chan recycles his DNA

Dave encourages Devan to positively bring something to the table

Australia needs door to door jabbers

Natalie Portman update

Devan enjoys eating his microphone

Devan is ecstatic that he once again has to wear a mask at his Taco job for a health and safety of all Michiganians

Dave and Devan discuss the greatest man alive Joe Biden and how the mainstream media aren’t being positive enough about him

Joe Joe Joe Biden Biden Biden

Devan is contributing positively to global warming

Dave discusses in depth the new US massive infrastructure bill and all the glorious benefits it will have to the entire world for generations to come

Immunity against eviction is a wonderful thing and no harm can come from it

Dave is confident that through the power of hugs and positive thinking the world will not plunge into a global recession

Biden Biden Biden Win Win Win

Sleepy Sleepy Sleepy Joe Joe Joe

Colour blindness is good not bad as an eskimo eating whale blubber

What does alacrity mean?

Humans can make a positive change to global warming if only they embrace Jesus

The 3 Rs of education are an outdated paradigm and your best is good enough and you’ll graduate

Devan loves this new format and expresses that he wants to do it forever and ever amen

Choco Choco Choco Bunny Bunny Bunny

Dave struggles a little with words but turns it around in the most positive way

Thanks to all the patrons including Tommy

Devan’s sermon fills us all with hope for the future of inclusivity

Dave asks Devan if he would kindly fill the air

Jerry Banfield is the patron saint of all things

The Australian census is wonderful but could be made even more wonderful

Everyone needs to be included

Devan celebrates the end of the show with hugs all around

Let’s all fight the far right

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Can we get our shit together and pick a new name for the show?

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Co-release of Rubberneckers episode 1.

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Bob forgets to do an introduction to the new show. He really has a problem with commitment. Fortunately, his insecurities didn’t get the best of him this time and he made it through to the end of the episode. But not before placing himself under self-imposed Knee of Derek silence for 8 minutes 47 seconds.

Well actually, do you think that Bob could stay silent for that long? No; he couldn’t commit; just like that time he failed to commit to the drone bit with his former podcast partner Dirty Derek (no relation to the knee man).

John is fat

Andrew is gay. He was fat. Andrew does annoying as fuck visual bits on an audio podcast which Dave finds incredicly amusing but causes John to almost meltdown and kick Andrew off the show. Without superstar Andrew, the show is nothing; but also without John’s trigger-happy ranting, we’d all be sitting around just chilling like in so many of those boring hang podcasts like most on the Inner Circle Podcast Network. Actually, how is Ass to Mouth Adam going? Haven’t heard from him in ages. I couldn’t imagine what it must be like to have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and date in 2021 in New Jersey during COVID as a lowly pizza boy.

Our little Mexican buddy never showed up. Is it racist and sexist to say that white guys really are more reliable than the minorities? Most of the battle is showing up. How is that what the leftards call white privilege that Devin’s alarm clock didn’t work?

Collin was pretty awesome but too much background noise. We didn’t see Shazza but she is delightfully pregnant. Sign up to patreon.com/contentkings $7.50 tier to see more of her.

Dave was hilarious as always.

Sing along to the theme:

1

We’re the rubberneckers

We ain’t got massive peckers

We watch the world burn

Ain’t nobody ever learn

2

We’re the Rubberneckers

We ain’t no homewreckers

We like to rant a lot

Got a little Mexican as a mascot

3

AARGH We’re the Rubberneckers

longer than 8 minutes 46

We ain’t no druggie bitch

4

AARGH We’re the rubberneckers

We ain’t no fucking beggars

We watch the world burn

Ain’t nobody ever learn

… Especially them stupid ass Bleeps

What the fuck we gonna do about them