Dun dun dun daaa dun dun! Dun dun dun daaa dun dun... It's the pc WWII classic first person shooter, Battlefield 1942! Join the CO crew as we give Jerry what for! 

Jimmy loves Bushido Blade and used to be the undefeated champ. Ian loves to torment Jimmy and turns out to be *not half bad* at Bushido Blade. Swords clash and hearts are broken. John Belushi makes a special appearance from beyond the grave... STAY TUNED!!!

It'sa Mee Mario Kart!? This is the blurst episode of Console Obscura yet!

Portal 2 is a 2011 first-person puzzle-platform video game developed and published by Valve Corporation.

Console Obscura is a podcast dedicated to talking about games such as Portal 2.

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Those intrepid invertebrates, the Console Obscura Crew, return with a vengeance in an episode dedicated to the much-loved Worms Armageddon. It’s a whole new can of worms!

Join the boys as they discuss Worms memories and the history of the artillery strategy genre, as well as weird and wonderful weapons and tools including Earthquake, Freeze and French Sheep Strike.

 Guybrush Threepwood wants to be a pirate. To do so, he must prove himself to three old pirate captains. During the perilous pirate trials, he meets the beautiful governor Elaine Marley, with whom he falls in love, unaware that the ghost pirate LeChuck also has his eyes on her. When Elaine is kidnapped, Guybrush must form a crew, hunt down LeChuck, and save his Plunder Bunny!

Join the CO gang as we wax nostalgic for April Fools Day about video game arcana and "playground knowledge" in the pre-internet era!

Join the boys as they wax philosophic on love, loss, hops, and head. It's Nomad Bohemian Pilsner, and it's more than meets the eye!

 After the review, the gang suggests game pairings that are a good match for the brew in question. Join us!

 Beers and fun brought to you by Gravity Beer Market of Olympia WA.

It's Super Mario 2. Who are you kidding? Listen already!

Console Obscura joins Tommy Vercetti as he dodges the mafia, the cartels, and random npc drivers to come out on top. First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women...