Conversational Humor

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  Our Favorite Comedy Movie Quotes

(30:22) – Improv Comedy List. 

Basically, half of our vocabularies are 90’s and 2000’s comedy movie quotes! 

Big Gulps Eh???  Welp… See ya later…

SHOW OPENING:

We have our stats for our 1-year anniversary! 

And we got a gift for it in the mail. 

(8:40) APPETIZERS:

Balrog was in Las Vegas again last week!?

Pun lost more money than Balrog though, by getting talked into buying an Apple watch. 

(16:55) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

From Ep.29 – Pun thought of yet another thing that Women Do that Shouldn’t Turn Us on, But Does!

From Ep.43 – Balrog has a few more Dudes that he Wants to Fight The LEAST!

And a German Martin name drop!

(22:49) SPORTS:

Detroit Lions NFC Championship sadness is still hurting us.  So much so that we could care less that it is Super Bowl Sunday!!

(30:22) – Improv Comedy List:   Our Favorite Comedy Movie Quotes

The Hangover, Dumb & Dumber, Billy Madison and… "Can't Hardly Wait"!!!

(56:22) GOODBYES –

What brings people together more than anything in the world?

What does Balrog’s son pray for at church???

Super Bowl Predictions.

NEXT TIME:  The Times We Need a Woman’s Input!

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  The Dudes We Want to Fight the LEAST!!!

(36:12) – Improv Comedy List. 

Pun and Balrog are non-violent humans, but especially against these types of dudes!

SHOW OPENING:

Pun comes right out of the gate firing about “What Pisses Pun Off”.

(7:17) APPETIZERS:

Pun thinks he’s a bad dad!?

The things we would give for a Lions Super Bowl!

(15:54) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

Ep. 42 – The Celebs We Would Be Most Star Struck By – Balrog missed a couple of retired athletes and several members of the SNL fraternity!

(20:06) SPORTS:

The Michigan Wolverines are about to deal with life without Jim Harbaugh.

Please tell us Brian Kelly won’t be the next Wolverine’s head coach!

Lions are in their first NFC Championship game since when!?

Lions vs. 49ers predictions.

AFC Championship game:  Ravens vs. Chiefs predictions.

(36:12) – Improv Comedy List:   The Dudes We Want to Fight the LEAST!!!

Balrog describes his friend? SteveO? + hillbillies, of course.

Pun goes the insanely descriptive behavior route. 

(59:26) GOODBYES –

Are kids today soft???

NEXT TIME:  Our Favorite Comedy Movie Quotes!

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  The Celebrities We Would be the Most Star Struck By!

(46:05) – Improv Comedy List. 

Pun acts like he’s not star struck my many people, but Balrog pries the Joe Rogan man love out of him.  

Balrog went deep on a few categories.  Pun went the posthumous & hilarious route!

SHOW OPENING:

Momma Balrog has a bone to pick with Pun…

Balrog fleeced Pun out of the No. 1 pick last week!  (On accident)  But… oh well!

Mr. Feeny advice vs. Kanye West lyrics.  Thoughts on falling in love. 

(9:15) APPETIZERS:

Live show reactions.

Pun used to think he was an NBA player in a certain setting.

How are our 2024 weight loss plans coming?

(17:26) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

Ep. 41 – The Ultimate TV Show Babes DRAFT SPECIAL:  Final thoughts on Jennifer Aniston.  And Balrog forgot someone from HBO’s Entourage. 

(19:34) SPORTS:

The Michigan Wolverines are the NCAA Football Champions!!!!

“Those who stay will be champions”

The Detroit Lions won their first playoff game in 32 years!!  And one of us was at the game, making friends with Cris Collinsworth, Mike Tirico & Bill Ford Jr.

Screw the Dallas Cowboys!

Thoughts on Nick Saban, Bill Belichick & Pete Carroll all leaving football.  All three, titans of the sport. 

(46:05) THE IMPROV COMEDY LIST:   The Celebrities We Would be the Most Star Struck By!

Balrog went deep on a few categories.  Pun went the posthumous & hilarious route!

(67:32) GOODBYES –

The most painful things?

NEXT TIME:  The Dudes We Want to Fight the LEAST!!!

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  The Ultimate TV Show Babes – DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

(38:59) – Improv Comedy List.   

Balrog EASILY wins the draft with his top 3 picks!!

And he gave Pun a Christmas present, live on air.

SHOW OPENING:

Christmas break was looong and we have a lot to catch up on. 

Pun was sick the whole time and totaled his truck.

The podcast is performing a 10-minute live list!! Vidoes (maybe) to come...

Balrog made friends with Maxine in the MGM poker room.

(9:34) APPETIZERS:

Pun is going to church again, and confessing some sins. 

Pun made my mom’s Christmas letter!

(16:36) WHAT’S PUN GOT TO SAY ON THE SOCIALS???

Scrounging around for some fat-kid food.

(17:22) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

Ep. 39 – The Reality TV Awards Show:   Pun missed one of his gross fetish shows!

(18:34) SPORTS:

The Michigan Wolverines made the NCAA Football Championship Game!!!!

Thoughts on beating Alabama.

The Washington Huskies almost got robbed. 

Title game predictions.

The Detroit Lions won the NFC North!

And got robbed by the refs at the Dallas Cowboys.

(38:59) THE IMPROV COMEDY LIST:   The TV Show Ultimate Babes – DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

Balrog EASILY wins the draft with his top 3 picks!!

(62:48) GOODBYES –

Dry January vs. Damp January.

NEXT TIME:  The Celebrities We Would be Most Star-Struck By.

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  Our Dream Jobs…!??

(32:44) – Improv Comedy List.   

First we discuss our least and favorite jobs we have ever had!  Olive Garden!  Not a sponsor! (yet).

Spoiler Alert: we both want that Pat McAfee lifestyle!!!

SHOW OPENING:

Pun & Balrog finally get back to the list they lost way back in between Episodes 18 & 19. 

Balrog & Steph can barely handle themselves as adults when they are kid free on a Saturday!

Mr. Feeny vs. Kanye West!   You are what you make yourself, buy any jeans necessary!

(6:37) APPETIZERS:

The Bob Barker Bash is being pushed back to the holiday break, so we can do it right!

Can we win a Webby Award with our podcast!?  Maybe if someone buys us into the competition…

Balrog’s awful neighbors.  Them and their loud azz mother (expletive) barking dogs… What to do!?

Pun is calling out Nike and fighting vocally for our teachers! (while he buys his son Nike’s).

(14:00) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

From Ep.39 – The Reality TV – Awards Show!!

The category we missed, “Dating Shows”

And Pun was just making up names of shows last week!

(16:36) WHAT’S PUN GOT TO SAY ON THE SOCIALS???

Pizza Hut buffet vs. Blockbuster video!

(22:32) SPORTS:

Shohei Ohtani’s a Dodger, and his payroll is more than how many MLB teams full rosters!?

Enough with these part-time, NFL refs! 

If the Detroit Lions lose to Matthew Stafford in the playoffs, Balrog will be no longer…

We hate Paul Finebaum!

Pun looks like Brock Lesnar’s daughter!

(32:44) THE IMPROV COMEDY LIST:  Our Dream Job…!??

Pun switches gears from the female features draft, and gets a little more wholesome?

Balrog zags & wants nothing to do with this family!

(56:24) GOODBYES –

We picked up two more countries!  We have listeners in Malta and Nepal (pronounced how!?)   

The liquor bottle karma!

There is about to be a fist fight over Topanga in our last episode of the year!!!

NEXT TIME:  The TV Show Babes – DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  The Reality TV – Awards Show!!!

(34:27) – Improv Comedy List.   

Balrog lays out all 8 award categories. 

SHOW OPENING:

The Improv Comedy List got pretty PG-13 last week!

Balrog played it safe and basically drafted his wife.

Pun went heavy on the features and ended up with a curly-haired, Khloe Kardashian.

Mr. Feeny fact!  Or should we call it our new segment…

Mr. Feeny vs. Kanye West!   Advice on personal perception!

(7:33) APPETIZERS:

Pun talks about and can’t actually figure out why he typed “Godzilla” in his notes?

Balrog almost forgot his wife’s birthday!?

Balrog’s wife talking junk, saying a kangaroo could whoop his butt???

Balrog’s kids’ birthday cards to Steph. 

(14:07) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

From Ep.38 – The Women’s Features & Traits DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

Cousin of the Pod goes more specific on types of women’s eyes.

Sisters of the Pod thank Balrog for going heavy on the Traits...  

(15:25) SPORTS:

The Michigan Wolverines football – Secure the #1 overall seed in the NCAA Football Playoffs!

Florida State got completely screwed according to Balrog. 

But can he convince Pun, who thinks the committee got it right?

NCAA football playoff predictions.

(34:27) THE IMPROV COMEDY LIST:  The Reality TV – Awards Show!!!

Categories:  Trashy, Food, House, Competition, Singing, Dating,

(61:05) GOODBYES –

We picked up a listener in Italy!  It must be all of Balrog’s Olive Garden stories.

And how about that damn Elf on the Shelf that rarely moves nowadays???

NEXT TIME:  Our Dream Jobs!!!

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  The Women’s Features & Traits – DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

(36:28) – Improv Comedy List.   

SHOW OPENING:

How are we going to PG-13 navigate the objectification of women’s features!?

Mr. Feeny fact!  Or should we call it our new segment…

Mr. Feeny vs. Kanye West - Life Advice!

(9:06) APPETIZERS:

Pun talks about the Michigan kid who did what with a forklift?

Balrog’s Black Friday shopping.

What’s Pun got to say on social media?  His son made a bad bet on Michigan vs. Ohio State!!

(15:20) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

From Ep.35 – Balrog, once again, can’t stop seeing things that Straight Piss Off Old, White Dudes!

From Ep.37 – Pun’s crew hit him up for a ton of movies that are OK for dudes to cry at.   

(20:32) SPORTS:

Michigan Wolverines football – WON THE GAME!!!  Pun & Balrog couldn’t be happier. 

Even more updated college football playoff predictions.

Did we overreact too early for the Detroit Lions?

And how bad have Detroit sports been since 2019? Spoiler alert:  EXTREMELY BAD.

(36:28) THE IMPROV COMEDY LIST:  The Women’s Features & Traits – DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

Balrog was way too scared to offend his wife during this list, went heavy on the traits.

Pun, being the single guy he is, spoiler alert: hammered the female features!

(71:20) GOODBYES –

Balrog is going to copy-cat the best retirement plan he has ever seen!

NEXT TIME:  The Reality TV Show – DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  The Movies That Are OKAY for Dudes to Cry At…

(40:58) – Improv Comedy List.   

SHOW OPENING:

Is this improv comedy or improv sadness. 

Balrog apologizes to 10-year-old Pun.

Mr. Feeny fact!  Or should we call it, Mr. Feeny life advice!

Joe Biden confused Britney Spears for Pun’s girl + a great Shane Gillis joke.

(7:17) APPETIZERS:

“You wanna know what pisses me off!?” – for Pun it’s, white chocolate??

Is Thanksgiving week the best week of the year?

What’s on Pun’s plate & our "leftovers rules".

What’s Pun got to say on social media?  His son made his own version of a vehicle cup holder.

Plus, Pun’s Black Friday shopping.

(20:44) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

From Ep.36 – Just a few appetizers that we might have overlooked in our DRAFT SPECIAL episode.    

From Ep.35 – Balrog can’t stop seeing things that Straight Piss Off Old, White Dudes!

(24:57) SPORTS:

Pun’s boring Caitlin Clark watch.

Michigan Wolverine football – THE GAME!!!

Updated college football playoff predictions.

Enough with the Bill Belichick coaching tree!!

Who is the best WR in the NFL?

Tom Brady vs. Mac Jones.

(40:58) THE IMPROV COMEDY LIST:  The Movies That Are OKAY for Dudes to Cry At…

Pun lied last week; he’s cried during at least 9 movies.

(62:02) GOODBYES –

Keep your dogs away from the Thanksgiving turkeys!

GO BLUE!!!

NEXT TIME:  The Female Features/Traits – DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  The Appetizers DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

(42:29) – Improv Comedy List.   

SHOW OPENING:

Getting Pun in the mood to talk food…

Copyrighting “The Topanga of the list”

Mr. Feeny fact!  William Daniels was an Emmy Award winner, but we only care about his accolades as Mr. Feeny!!

(10:44) APPETIZERS:

Balrog’s “You wanna know what pisses me off!?” on the Buy Nothing Facebook page.

The phrases that need to go away forever?

What’s Pun got to say on Social Media?  It’s about a pan of cooked meat!?

Did Pun make football weight as a kid???

(19:43) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

From Ep.34 – Balrog’s old post about The Strangers & what type of Halloween policy would win our votes for Governor. 

From Ep.35 – some additional things that straight piss off old white dudes.  Like NBA non-traveling calls.

(24:58) SPORTS:

Crazy Wayne Gretzky stat.

Cheers to the Texas Rangers, even though few people watched?

Another Lebron vs. Jordan discussion.

College hoops – Balrog mentions men’s hoop, and of course Pun talks Caitlin Clark.

Michigan Wolverine football big win vs. Penn State, without stealing signs!!

Jim Harbaugh suspension for something that just wasn’t necessary to go 9-0 this year.  

(42:29) THE IMPROV COMEDY LIST:  The Appetizers DRAFT SPECIAL!!!

(73:19) GOODBYES –

Balrog has to clear his Christmas schedule with Pun.

Who owns a life-sized, Taylor Swift cut out!? 

NEXT TIME:  The Movies it’s OK for Guys to Cry At…

PUN & BALROG TALK ABOUT:  The Things That Straight PISS OFF Old, White Dudes!!

(35:28) – Improv Comedy List.   

SHOW OPENING:

Pun’s “You wanna know what pisses me off!?”

Mr. Feeny fact!  He was a Northwestern Wildcat!  Can’t hang with Michigan in football.

Britney Spears update – Cross Roads 2?  I think not. 

(6:31) APPETIZERS:

Parent Teacher Conferences.

Pun’s son swore in front of him for the first time.  And it was an aggressive one!

Balrog attended a chili dump over the weekend, while Pun was at an amateur wrestling match.

(18:57) ERRORS & OMISSIONS:

Why did Balrog drop the “season 1” tag?  Our Spotify Impressions are off the charts!

From Ep.34 – We actually rank our Top 5 Scary Movies.

From Ep.30 - Things you don’t want to be first at - parachute example!!!

(26:16) SPORTS:

The Detroit Lions are playing on Monday Night Football!

College hoops is starting, and the top 25 has been released.

Duke lands another white-boy top recruit.

Michigan Wolverine football crazy stats.

(35:28) THE IMPROV COMEDY LIST:  The Things That Straight PISS OFF Old, White Dudes!!!

(65:21) GOODBYES –

A Trevor Lawrence Twitter conversation.

Happy Halloween! 

Pun is still not a fan of snakes!

NEXT TIME:  The Restaurant Appetizers – DRAFT SPECIAL!!!