*This episode contains some language that may be considered inappropriate for younger listeners or people with baby ears. You've been warned* In this episode of Convincing Ourselves our panel debates who would make the best celebrity daddy, contacting alien life (which we know exists thanks to the extensive research by the U.S. Government), the worst podcast topics (is it this?), and who would be the winner of an all NFL mascot death match! Don't forget to rate, like, and subscribe to the podcast to get all the updates on new and upcoming episodes. Find us on Facebook @ConvincingOurseleves or send us an e-mail at [email protected]