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Season 3, Episode 10: Socks, Head Nods, and Winning Kitchen Appliances Like a Real Adult
Mike and Rich cover the full emotional spectrum of middle-aged dad life—from the joy of rediscovered socks to the sobering realization that winning kitchen appliances on a game show is now the ultimate fantasy.
What starts as a simple question (“Where did all my socks go?”) quickly spirals into moving kids out, awkward workplace head nod hierarchies, filming your nephew getting punched in the face, and the silent terror of unanswered calls from aging parents.
It’s heartfelt. It’s ridiculous. It’s aggressively relatable.
What We’re Talking About This Week
The Great Sock Recovery of 2025
When a daughter moves out, silverware mysteriously reappears… along with a lifetime supply of socks previously believed to be eaten by the dryer. A bittersweet rite of passage—with bonus hosiery.
Workplace Head Nod Politics
Is there a formal nod and an informal nod? Rich breaks down the unspoken hallway etiquette of corporate life—and now you’ll never walk past a coworker the same way again.
Workplace Anxiety Nobody Trains You For
One tangled headset. One innocent coworker. One man on the brink of an HR incident because someone refuses to untangle their cords.
Filming a Muay Thai Fight (Mistakes Were Made)
Rich tries to be a supportive uncle by filming his nephew’s first Muay Thai exhibition… until punches, kicks, and blood make him quietly root for the end of the match and consider deleting the footage forever.
Editing Your Spouse’s Texts (For Personal Gain)
Pro tip: If you’re asked to proofread a text, casually insert a glowing paragraph about yourself. Payment accepted in reputation points.
Why Our Aunts and Uncles Seemed Ancient at 50
Back in the day: sitting, smoking, and handing kids $5. Today: grandparents doing cannonballs and coaching soccer. What changed—and why we’re all trying to age very differently.
Don’t Procrastinate the Important Stuff
A powerful reminder about digitizing old tapes, preserving family memories, and why some things shouldn’t be put off “until later.”
Dad Calls Are Always an Emergency
Two missed calls from your dad could mean anything—from a medical crisis to breaking news about Uncle Giuseppe’s opening in Sayville.
The Moment You Know You’re an Adult
Forget jet skis. Forget dirt bikes.
Winning a full set of kitchen appliances on a game show now feels like hitting the lottery—and honestly? That dishwasher alone is worth it.
Why You’ll Love This Episode
If you’re a dad, parent, uncle, or just someone navigating adulthood with mild anxiety and a sense of humor, this episode hits home. It’s observational comedy, parenting stories, nostalgia, and real-life reflection—all wrapped in one extremely comfortable Cool Dad Shirt.
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