That's the karate noise because this is the finally the show where I talk about the funniest thing in the whole wide world: karate. 

Welcome to the most exciting new movie review podcast in the world with possibly the last new metric to determine a movie's quality: FIGHTS TO THE DEATH. The good elements (Mordo) go to war with the bad elements (Scenes w/o Mordo) and ultimately, the fate of Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness comes down to.....

MOVIE KOMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Opening lines, porno addiction, and why ADHD TikToks are the WORST, all presented by a profoundly sweaty man. 

A new EVERY SATURDAY FEATURE is born and it has its own theme song!!! What could it be?? Here's a hint...it's one of the TOP FIVE features of any podcast ever. Check it out. 

A concerted effort is made to stay on the rails, a new podcast genre is invented, and the five people I want to meet in heaven (Spoilers: 4 dinosaurs and Elvis.) 

All things considered, not my favorite holiday. But making this helped make it a little better for me, so I hope listening to it makes it a little better for you too. 

The return of the list episode, complete with a controversial top choice and the all-time record for fastest genuine gaffe in podcast history. 

Come and learn of my greatest personal shame, wish a happy birthday to Grammie, and hear about a bizarre moment from my ice cream boy days. 

We’re hitting the basketball button in Cool Dad’s Basement and giving you quick and questionable analysis on every second round series.

Best thing about this title is that some Philadelphia 76ers/NFL Draft chat comes before it has any relevance to the episode. That's called building the mystery.