You will love this episode. It's got everything: Groff The Chain, weird and wordy t-shirts, David Lee Roth, goblin poetry, and Brad Pitt! Please enjoy responsibly.

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We have a Mystery Ship regarding the Green Children of Woolpit, a Truckdate involving a real-life truck with a chimney, and some good old fashioned dung talk.

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This is our 400th episode, so we decided to jam as many segments in as possible!

Thanks for listening to our goofs for all these years, we are truly BLEST.

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Do you know about Box Theory? Take a listen, it'll change your life.

We got a bunch of topics on the table here: Mystery Ship: Lemuria/Mt. Shasta, Yearbook Photos, warlocks, and much more!

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We're talking about "4x4" by the metalcore band Gideon in a new Tough Guy Poetry. We're also talking about Missed Connections and pitching a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater movie.

Thanks for listening!

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Would you eat the mummy's sourdough? Hope not... We have a Mummy Update, a Truckdate, Googie Reviewbies, and that untitled segment about movie synopses based only on their titles. Thanks for listening!

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This one's got it all! Pervert Proverbs, Bigfoot Update, and Charlatan of the Week, oh myyyyy!

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The main event in this episode is The Fuck He Said??? featuring Ceremony's new song "Other Hells," and it's a doozy. We also have a whole lotta HORSE to discuss and a dash of Bigfoot. Thanks for listening!

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Tindergarten Cops is back and now it has a theme song! Also: Ancient Roman Bone Penis.

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Our pipes are all pink on the inside...

This episode contains Googie Revoobies, Missed Connections, and Clickbait Headlines, so strap in!

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