Hey look, another 69th episode and it's hornier than ever! We have some peepee-related news articles to discuss, a round of Pervert Proverbs of course, and what may be the greatest AI-generated story of all time. It's called Whistleblowers and it stars Jesse "The Body" Ventura and a bunch of sexy Illuminati reptoids. Enjoy!

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Chatbot Poetry (featuring ChatGPT), Butterman, and Clickbait Headlines are all here to grace your ears.

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It was hard not to call this episode "Baby 2: Pig City," but I felt "To Suck A Thug" may be more fitting because this episode revolves heavily around the hit song My Neck, My Back by Khia. We also dissect the lyrics(?) of Junkie Man by Rancid. Spelling Bee and Missed Connections (Canadian Edition) are also featured!

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We have a great idea for a new show on Vice. It involves Action Bronson putting his life in danger in order to eat every meatball. We also have a nice selection of Googie Reviewbies!

Thanks for listening! <3

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We have a bucket of Pervert Proverbs and some prank calls! Now enjoy this list of alternate episode titles we considered:

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Chatbot Poetry and Tindergarten Cops are back with a vengeance! Please enjoy responsibly.

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Justy Boy is taking us back to school and sharing some childhood relics. Also, Brain War!

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I realized the mashup from our latest episode was oddly compressed, so here it is in all its hi-fi glory! Fingers crossed it doesn't get taken down...

Curtis is back from Costa Rica and he's talkin' about the mysterious "squish lizard" a little bit. He also has a musical mash-up you will not want to miss...

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