This just in: THE LIVER KING EATS CHILDREN. We got the proof. We also got some top-notch Pervert Proverbs and a Butter Man for you, so g'head and listen, would ya?!

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We have to talk about rope and loam.

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We're talkin' about some obscure Wikipedia articles dug up by @depthsofwikipedia on Instagram, a Tough Guy Poetry from Five Foot Thick, and another installment of Tindergarten Cops!

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A Pervert Proverb for the ages! We also cover the lyrics of "Stuntin' Like my Daddy" by Little Wayne and Birdman. The main event: a sexxxy Jurassic Park fanfiction written almost entirely by an A.I.

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We return to the confusing depths of high school senior yearbook photos and comb through the lyrics of Kid Rock's latest abortion, "We The People."

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We also talk a little Meatloaf and play a Justy Boy original guessing game, Jabroni Jamboree!

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Pervert Proverbs is back in its original form! Also, we have an exceptional new installment of Tough Guy Poetry. Please enjoy responsibly.

We're back with new business reviews from Google and another installment of The Book of 2 Chainz! Come on, GIT IT!

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