Got lasagna snakes? We got a Garfield for that!

Please do not say a prayer for my motha, for she has been expelled from the Kingdom of Heaven. Instead, listen to us goof off real niiiiice! We'll solve a mystery or two and talk a little Tough Guy Poetry so tune in, would ya?

THE PILGRIM IS HERE.

Have you ever wanted to do bath salts with Jesus of Nazareth? Of course you have, so just join us, would ya?!

And guess what. Making a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance!

Somehow Joe Exotic's penis pump was not the spookiest part of Ghostober 2020. Zozo stole the show!

Other titles considered for this episode:

• Horse Trap
• Horsetopus
• Horse Morsel
• Horseferatu
• El Chupacaballo (The Horse Sucker)
• Insane Horse Pussy
• Horse Terrors
• Horse Cork

Notice a trend? Horse! Why would we end #Ghostober with horse? Because horses are... spooky? Olivia joins us to elaborate and introduce us to the terrors of the Night Horse!

Happy Heckoween!

Can't get enough Ghostober? Neither can we. So here are some more ghosts to suplex!

We're back with more #GHOSTOBER goofs and spooks and we're asking the question: Why are child ghosts scarier than grown ghosts when the small ones would be easier to put down with wrestling moves?

This one's got all the sweet details of Jesus' foreskin! And since it's Ghostober, Groff the Chain makes its triumphant return. We also have an UPDATE regarding Australia's own "Bowl Cut Yowie" and a (sadly) Bigfoot-free episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark?

Hope you like MUMMIES! We're going deep into the tombs and pyramids of the ancient mummy pharaohs, firmly crossing our fingers to avoid the dreaded Mummy's Curse.