We're joined by a special guest: Duncan, son of Gary! We discuss ghost pirates and Duncan introduces us to the wild world of NBA players' nicknames.

Also, have you ever wondered how to be your own Diplo? Well, wonder no more! We have a hip hop tune to help you figure it out!

Oops! All Proverbs! We know ya'll nasty. So here's an episode that's mostly freaky video comments. We hit a few other topics, but we know you're here for the sperms n' stuff. Don't lie. Enjoy!

It's time to start the revolution, everybody. It's time to get Diddy and stay Diddy. Join the movement, please. #KEEPITDIDDY

On this episode, we talk Diddy, Bizkit, Bigfoots, 311, and the Old Testament. Then we answer some superb listener questions for you kind folks!

Much to discuss. We're talkin' Diplo, EVPs, text robots, Ripstiks, and weird-ass kids. Also, we got Tindergarten Cops and some Mad Lips if you nasty. Thanks for listening!

"Wow, 70 whole episodes! That's just wonderful, muchacho."

-Owen Wilson

This episode is gonna rattle your bones, I hope you're ready. We dive into some Missed Connections, Horoscopes, and Tough Guy Poetry. We promise you'll enjoy it, or your money back!