Full disclosure: we were both pretty beat when we recorded this one, so please forgive the slightly lower ENERGY. But even at our worst, we're still better than Howard Stern! Tune in for the best Pervert Proverb of all time, more on the upcoming drama series Bluffington, and witness the birth of several professional wrestlers.

Brace yourselves, we're fixin' to blow the lid off of one of the biggest worldwide conspiracies of our time. Then prepare yourself for the live-action reboot you never knew you wanted: Bluffington.

Check out Elyphant's new album!

elyphant.bandcamp.com

&

spoti.fi/2Jx6C7Q

Secret societies? Sea monsters? Clint Howards? Yeah, we got those. There's something for everyone in this one.

If the essence of goth could be concentrated into a liquid, would you vape it? We ask the tough questions. 

WARNING: This episode contains copious shouting about sports. Listener discretion is advised.

The beard does not make the man and Metallica does not make good music. Stephen A. Smith also stops by to discuss all the different kinds of sports.