Y'all, I don't understand how all of this classified files stuff. Let's try to figure it out together. Also, Mason's obsession with the Bacon King hamburger...and what I'm afraid will happen if I enter a charity event where grown-ass men (and women, I assume) try to outrun each other while wearing high heels.

It was one of those blink-and-you-miss-it weekends here! Just in time for a particularly busy week. I'm already looking forward to Friday!

I started the day feeling crappy after a terrible night's sleep, so I did what I always do to perk up -- I dressed up...which led to the best compliment from a stranger! 💅🏼

Highlights of my day were a repeat of yesterday: Mason & Madonna. The first earned grades high, the latter made me roll my eyes. I also signed up for a pickle ball lesson -- no joke! (And it's Dolly's birthday!)

I was hoping to organize a suite to see Madonna's greatest hits tour when it swings through Dallas later this year...until I got the price list this morning. GURL! I've made down payments on houses smaller than that! I'll tell you all about it on today's Cooped Up Live.

How about them Cowboys? No really, how about them? The number of people who've tried to talk to me about has me questioning everything about my personal brand.

The Dallas Zoo closed today unexpectedly due to an escaped cloud leopard. I have thoughts about their claims that it's "non-dangerous." Mmmmhmmm. I live about three miles away. My ass is staying inside.

Guess what?! My BFF Kerrie is back from her two-month stay in England and she's here to catch up on all the things!

I didn't something last night that I haven't done in years...watch a football game! I haven't even seen a SuperBowl game in at least three years.

The kids and I snuck away yesterday afternoon (into the evening) to see Avatar: The Way of Water, the second of five planned episodes. I'm dedicating this entire episode of Cooped Up Live to my review. Even if you don't want to see the movie (freak), you'll enjoy my recap!