Cop That Stock

TLDR: Micah cancels his own show.  Imran gets a Facetime call.   After a long, unsuccessful season, Micah decides to cancel Cop That Stock, given Environ's legal troubles, but not before making a fool of himself one last time. The boys decide to try to pivot to SPACs and private equity deals. We learn more about the family fund that Imran works for, and receive a special guest call from a popular alt-right figure.  Disclaimer: This is fiction, and none of the financial advice or political views are those of any real people.

This episode is filler before a epic season finale: Imran puts in the minimum effort.  Micah gets mad again. Episode lengths continue to spiral into indulgence. With special guests Dr. Send the fake macroeconomist to give us a watered down explanation of inflation vs. deflation and commodities and Richard from Goldman to sell us a shitty bank product. 

Note: this is a parody and neither financial advise or other opinions are that of any real people.

Micah V. Adrian and his associate discuss disrupters in financial technology, including high-flying Shopify, Square and Zillow. Micah confronts his VP about company finances.   Note: Cop That Stock is a parody, and none of the opinions, events, or financial advise expressed here belong to any non-fictitious person.

Note: This is a parody and none of the advice or opinions are that of any real persons, including either of the actors involved.  On the seventh episode of CTS, Micah gives thanks to the lord and saviour of his margin account, Elon Musk. This episode is all about high growth, meme stocks, and of course, Cathie Wood.  Also: His assistant Imran visits Indochino, and now feels more self-confidence now when discussing treasury yields.

Environ Presents, Cop That Stock's first short film (audio only - video on YouTube). An investigation of the lives of two Robinhood Traders during the short squeeze of GME and AMC, January 2020.  

Note: This is a parody based on fictitious characters. No opinions or financial advice expressed in this short film are the opinions of our own or anyone else's.

Micah invites his new vice-president as the new company explores all the wonders of cryptocurrency, including Bitcoin, Ethereum, Doge-Coin and CuckBucks.

Notes: Any financial advice here is not our own or anyone elses, and is a product of fictional characters, and should not be taken seriously by anyone.

In this episode, Micah and his associate discuss the Nasdaq 100 (bubble?), what FAANG is and why Tesla should be part of it, and the future of Environ.  Note: Parody. Don't take our advice seriously unless you want to go broke.

On this episode of Cop That Stock, Micah Adrian (BA (H)) and his associate the high-dividend blue-chips that are hurting from the pandemic and answer this market's most pressing questions, such as: 

-Should you trade in your Amazon stock to buy Carnival?

 -What companies are going to roar back after COVID? 

-Are "Boomers" too safe with their investments, and should they gamble their life savings away on FDs and weeklies like the rest of us?

 -What's a "dividend"?  

Note this is a parody, and none of our opinions or financial should be taken seriously, as they do not belong to any on-fictious persons.

Pfizer and Moderna have recently announced that their vaccines are over 90% effective, potentially ending the pandemic. Micah and his associate are joined by a .... real? epidemiologist to discuss what this means for #stonks.

Note: This is a parody, and none of the financial or scientific opinions are our own or anyone elses. Also don't take them seriously....

 Note: Cop That Stock is a parody, and any opinions or financial advice expressed here are neither our own or anyone else's.

How does the news affect stocks? Micah V. Adrian (BA(H)) and his associate follow up on recent market-action following a divisive election and news of an effective vaccine. Unfortunately, while there were a lot of feelings involved, a coherent thought was no where to be found.