This Saturday. South Bend. Michigan at Notre Dame. Chet Coppock has some advice for Irish coach Brian Kelly. If you want to cover that 6-point spread on the Wolverines, you should probably start utilizing the best player on your football team... George Atkinson III. Get him touches or you'll only have yourself to blame!

American Taxi is Chicago's premier taxi service. Check them out the next time you need a ride! Speaking of rides, Chet Coppock suggests you head down to the South Side to see the first place Chicago White Sox. It sure as hell beats going to see the perpetually "re-building" Cubs, where Cubbie fans are definitely being taken for a ride.

Hey Chicago Bears fans! Chet Coppock has some bad news for you. Jay Cutler is a jerk. He just can't get it right. Coppock explains why wouldn't be surprised if Cutler doesn't last the year in the Windy City, save for his expensive contract. COS, as always is brought to you by American Taxi!

New Bears WR Brandon Marshall might be an All-Pro on the field this year. However, Chet Coppock will not be surprised AT ALL if and when Marshall makes news for the wrong reasons off the field. Perhaps Marshall should keep American Taxi on speed dial, should he need fast, reliable and top-notch transportation services in Chicagoland!

The NFL preseason is over! Hallelujah! Which leads Chet Coppock to the following point... it's time for ESPN to wake up and stop misusing Da Coach Mike Ditka on their NFL broadcasts! Why on earth is Ditka taking a backseat and being mocked by the likes of Keyshawn Johnson, Cris Carter and Chris Berman???

It's "Eight Men Out" time with Chet Coppock and American Taxi! In this episode of Coppock on Sports, Coppock ranks the eight play-by-play men for both Major League Baseball franchises in the Windy City. Who wins Coppock's coveted 2012 Chicago MLB broadcaster of the year award?

Chet Coppock is not a fan of Augusta's recent invitations to former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and South Carolina financier Darla Moore. Not because those women aren't deserving, but because it screams of tokenism. A ham-handed attempt to shield the club from charges of sexism and racism.

No surprise that American Taxi is Chicago's best suburban taxi service. Also no surprise the Chicago Bears are displaying CIA-levels of secrecy when it comes to Brian Urlacher's health. Uh Bears, would it kill you to tell your fans how the "franchise" player is doing?

So the White Sox just swept the mighty Yankees! Great news, except the Sox were at home and the attendance was pathetic. Host Chet Coppock tells the pale hose they better do a couple things ASAP. Lower ticket prices and get rid of those insidious premium dates to start with.

It's game time for "Coppock on Sports" brought to you by American Taxi! While Chet Coppock finds it a little surprising that Barry Bonds is not wearing an orange jumpsuit these days, Chet finds it even more surprising he thinks Barry Bonds absolutely deserves to be voted into MLB's Hall of Fame next year.