Host Chet Coppock calls for an all-out ban on the term "fan friendly" in the marketing efforts of Chicago's baseball teams. Seven-dollar beers and $90 bleacher tickets to see a last-place team make "fan friendly" a cruel joke. The real marketing slogan right now should be "Hello, suckers!"

American Taxi brings you another episode of "Coppock on Sports" with Chet Coppock. In this episode, Chet Coppock jokingly tells Hawk Harrelson to reconsider his use of the term "awesome" for Gavin Floyd's 6-plus inning performance against the lowly Chicago Cubs.

When Chet Coppock picked up the newspaper this morning, he could see it coming a mile away. Windy City sports writers are dutifully telling fans to stop making comparisons between LeBron James and Michael Jordan. And Coppock agrees, but not for the reasons you'd think.

American Taxi is Chicago's best transportation company and LeBron James is the most scrutinized athlete since Roger Maris. Host Chet Coppock says James' Game 6 performance vs. Boston was on par with Magic Johnson's Game 6 gem vs the 76ers in 1980.

Chet Coppock says that watching Ken "Hawk" Harrelson go ballistic over the ejection of a White Sox pitcher in a recent Chicago-Tampa Bay game was fantastic entertainment, regardless of what Bud Selig says. Hey, more clubs could use a guy with the theatrical flair Hawk brings to the park!

Majestic athlete? Check. Perfect physical specimen? Check. Fourth quarter dominator? Not so fast. Chet Coppock wonders if LeBron James can finally overcome his psychological aversion to putting games away in crunch time, especially against the Boston Celtics.

Coppock on Sports is brought to you by the fine folks at American Taxi! In this edition of the podcast, Chet Coppock explains why Tiger Woods should send Jack Nicklaus a huge thank you card for what the Golden Bear said after Tiger's victory at the Memorial Tournament a couple weeks ago.

Chicago's finest transportation company and Chicago's finest sports radio personality team up for another podcast. In this episode, American Taxi and Chet Coppock fondly remember Stormin' Norm Van Lier, another one of Chicago's finest and truly one-of-a-kind.

Bartender! Another shot of Coppock on Sports! Brought to you by American Taxi, of course. Host Chet Coppock ponders the mindset of the reclusive Jerry Reinsdorf. Chet congratulates Mr. Reinsdorf on a resume that puts other sports executives to shame and asks if there's time to bury the hatchet.

Guess what keeps White Sox GM Kenny Williams up at night? How about the fact nobody is paying to watch his club, despite the fact they are semi-decent? Oh, and Chet Coppock has one more thing... the absolutely terrible traffic you'll face getting to U.S. Cellular Field!