Chet Coppock was not terribly impressed by Theo Epstein's debut presser with the Chicago Cubs. Epstein gets credit for telling the truth (don't expect much in 2012), but Coppock would have appreciated it if Theo could have delivered the message in a slightly more confident manner.

Is Chet Coppock supposed to care about the NBA lockout? Because, well, he doesn't. Sorry NBA, but your league has gone soft and even when you are not locked out, Coppock would rather watch the Blackhawks, ponder the arrival of Theo Epstein or take a long walk along Lake Michigan.

Coppock on Sports, brought to you by the marvelous folks at American Taxi, is back! Coppock wants to give new Cubs top cop Theo Epstein a couple of pointers as he arrives in the Windy City as the GM with the highest expectations in the hallowed history of Chicago sports. Oh, and get rid of Crane Kenny.

Usually the refrain at the end of a baseball season in Chicago is "Wait Until Next Year!" But host Chet Coppock says Windy City baseball fans on both sides of town should be mad as hell. Boycott the conventions! Cancel your season tickets! Demand a better product! Oh, and better commercials too!

In Chicago, when the Bears lose a game, the sky is falling! But host Chet Coppock isn't blaming Mike Martz. Hey! Martz doesn't play on the offensive line. Sure, it would have been nice to run over the Saints, but they are not exactly the little sisters of the poor. Settle down everybody and buckle up for Green Bay next week.

ESPN legal analyst Lester Munson joins Chet Coppock to discuss whether David Stern is willing to let the NBA go dark for a season, much like the NHL lockout a few years ago. Munson also offers his thoughts on Ozzie Guillen's future and whether college athletes should be paid.

The fine folks at American Taxi are proud to bring you another episode of Coppock On Sports with Chet Coppock. In this episode, yours truly considers the dismal state of the Chicago White Sox and makes an appropriate comparison. The Pale Hose's relevancy is on par with Amelia Earhart -- nowhere to be found!

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ESPN legal analyst Lester Munson joins Chet Coppock to discuss the President's decision to schedule a speech around the NFL opener, the Bears' fortitude to play contract hardball with Matt Forte and Lance Briggs, and the latest legal troubles of Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds.

Uh, Cubs fans, do you really think you can blame everything on Cubs president Crane Kenney? Get a grip. Chet Coppock says the perception that Kenney is the root of all evil on the North Side is not accurate. With that said, Coppock says the organization would be well-served to give Kenney the heave-ho anyways.