Pay attention and stop staring into left field! It's time for a Starlin Castro pity party. Host Chet Coppock wonders why the Cubs organization didn't respond more strongly to Castro's Sunday Night daydreaming episode after the young shortstop was called out by old school baseball man Bobby Valentine.

Listen up sports fans! The next time you need a ride in Chicago, dial up the folks at American Taxi. Now, prepare to be surprised by Chet Coppock's take on the Carlos Zambrano situation. With all the money in the world, why does a guy like Zambrano pull the kind of stunts he pulls?

Time is running out to see the Amazing Technicolor Strikeout on the South Side! Host Chet Coppock says Adam Dunn might be the nicest guy in the world, but he simply isn't producing. Just imagine how good Paul Konerko would be if he had an ounce of protection?

Hey people, get real. The Chicago Bears are not going to suffer because they wouldn't hand Olin Kreutz a blank check. Plus, Chet Coppock isn't buying the song and dance from some that Kreutz provided irreplaceable "leadership." Where was that leadership in last year's NFC title game???

Welcome to another episode of "Coppock on Sports" brought to you by the fine folks at American Taxi. Host Chet Coppock hates to say it, but the White Sox TV broadcast team of Ken Harrelson and Steve Stone have gone flat. Coppock says Stoney needs to step it up in the booth and give Hawk a hand!

Chet Coppock is about to reveal what really drives America's love-affair with the NFL. The league will tell you it's the TV numbers and the amazing athletes, but Coppock BETS you're smarter than that. It's why the owners and the players didn't want to GAMBLE on losing the 2011 season.

ESPN legal analyst Lester Munson hops aboard the "Sports Court" train -- brought to you by American Taxi -- with host Chet Coppock to discuss the NBA lockout and the possibility that players look for work overseas. Plus, the guys wonder why the new NFL labor agreement didn't get done last spring.

On this edition of "Coppock on Sports" brought to you by American Taxi, host Chet Coppock exclaims that White Sox fans have gone soft! Seriously, with the kind of season Adam Dunn is having on the South Side, fans should not be giving this guy a curtain call for one measly game-winning home run!

Host Chet Coppock gets the low-down on the Roger Clemens trial from ESPN legal expert Lester Munson. Namely, how on earth can Clemens' legal team make him a "likable" person for the jury to consider? And even if Clemens wins the trial, has he already lost his legacy?

Sports Court time once again with ESPN legal eagle Lester Munson, brought to you by American Taxi! This week, Lester and Chet Coppock discuss why Roger Clemens is cruisin' for a bruisin' as he approaches his day in federal court. Plus, Lester helps Chet identify a scapegoat (or heck, multiple scapegoats!) for the Chicago Cubs.