Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Turkey is practical. Ham, forgettable. But corned beef, corned beef is different. Corned beef is a commitment. It's the sandwich for a man who asks forgiveness and not permission. In other words, a king. And a king doesn't eat at a deli. He eats in a castle. Corned Beef Castle. Rule your lunch. (Mad Men theme plays in background)

We ask the important questions. Is she a 1992 Dracula? Did she steal those teeth from a horse? Isn’t it nice to see Jessica eat street food again? Did she get sexy saxophones for doing thievery? Why does murder make them so horny? Not my corned beef, not my carnage? Today on Murder, She Recapped!