Cornfed Chaos

It's that thankful and grateful time of year! Today Ness and launch November with a questionaire on things we are grateful for. From close friends and family to new underwear and a good bra... sometimes it's the little things in life we need to appreciate.

This month we will also be featuring guests that we are thankful are in our lives... hint- Mama Mimi and our kiddos!

We want to know what you are thankful for no matter how ridiculous you may think it is! Email us at [email protected]

Please support me! I have been selected as a contestant for Top Host with Ryan Seacrest! Show your support by voting for me at https://tophost.org/2026/nicole-malzacher

Thank you to everyone for listening and have an amazing day!

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Happy Halloween ya'll!! What's your costume this year? Let us know in the comments!

Did I ever tell ya'll I traumatized my sister? Today Ness and I reminisce on our experiences with the spooky season and how we keep it going into adulthood. We also talk about the history of Halloween costumes and how it all started centuries ago! Do you remember the Goosebump books?.... let's just say the chaos is on point today.

November brings the thankful and grateful spirit so stay tuned to find out who will be joining us next month!

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Have an amazing day and keep rockin' it!

It's spoookyyy season! Today Annessa and I are joined by our friend Mikki. We talk about spooky and scary things that have happened to us personally. Me, well, I don't have a lot, but these two have some stories I'm glad I wasn't there for! There's a haunted rental, human figures in the road, scary movies that left an impresson... and we can't forget about Jasmin the jumping spider! Hop on the ghostly ship that's sailing away on today's episode.

Email us your spooky stories! We want to know the spooky, crazy and unexplainable things that have happened in your life. Email us at [email protected]

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On today's episode I am joined by my friend Joe again! (aka hippy_cowboy) Joe recently got back from a branding in the sandhills (shoutout to the Box O Ranch), and we talk about the proper cowboy etiquette that comes with the ranch world. Joe travels Nebraska doing various agriculture work and ranch work with cattle and horses. Today we get to reflect on the different jobs and experiences he has encountered... and the people that come with it. Sometimes you just need to take the tiny end of the fishing pole and smack people with it when they say something stupid... and keep the good dohnuts for yourself.

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Email us at [email protected] if you have someone in mind that you would like us to sit down and have a conversation with!

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We have a new guest this week!! My friend Joe stopped by, also known as hippy_cowboy on TikTok, joins Annessa and I on todays episode. Joe travels the state of Nebraska doing random agriculture work with horses, cattle and ranch work but today we get him talking about some different things. Listen in as we chat about different energies, aliens, AI and where the world is taking us and so much more! Buckle up for a fun ride.

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We want to know your favorite movie quotes that you have grown up with! Comment below or email us at [email protected]

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We asked and we got answers! The craziest places ya'll have done the deed had our mouths dropping a couple times. Today Annessa and I go over listeners answers which took us to wondering if we are introverts or extroverts. Are you a sarcastic person? We decided to take a quiz to see just how we rank on the sarcasm scale. This is why not everyone understands our sense of humor (hahaha).

Just keep swimming... swimming... swimming. Turns out we can talk whale too! This week we want to know what your favorite lines are from kids movies!!

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Ness and I are back talking about some of our favorite memories together! Our main one is our FAST trip to Vegas when I was going for a casting call for Tough As Nails. We literally went to Vegas and left. It was her first time flying ever and talk about a meorable trip that started from the minute we left home! We stayed at the sketchy El Cortez hotel off of Fremont, had Coney Island hotdogs (our main meal on the trip), met Phil Keoghan, the host of The Amazing Race and Tough As Nails, and had the BEST Uber driver we could ask for! Who likes karaoke? I also can't take this chick anywhere without her picking up some bones.

We want to know about the CRAZIEST thing that's happened to you while traveling!

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Hola! Welcome back to another great episode of Cornfed Chaos! We want to know the wildest places you've ever done the deeeeed. Today Ness and I come in hot and heavy with how our fake crying makes us laugh... more like laughing until we cry.

And trigger warning- we then dive into my journey of eating disorders, anorexia and bulimia, along with my struggles through life threatening medical issues. It's an area that I haven't always been open about but I needed to get out and I wanted to share my jourey with ya'll. XOXO

Don't forget!- We want to know the wildest places you've done the deed!! Write in to [email protected] and tell us. You're stories could be featured on the podcast!! (anonymously)

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We're baaack! Ness is a little numb and lispy from the dentist which brought me joy while we were together for this. I went to fly-in in Hastings, NE and had the best time and was even able to fly in an open cockpit for the first time!! My new friend Bob Swint took me flying in his early 1940's Stearman that he fully restored for the time period. What an experience!!

How many versions of two in the pink one in the stink have you heard? Comment below!

Quicksand is a real fear here in Nebraska... we talk about a trailride we went on and Ness had her life flash before her eyes.

So saddle up-p-p and come along for the ride.

Aaaand don't forget to clean your earbuds.

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"If you plug your nose you wont taste it.".... Just wait 'til you hear what that answer is to. On todays episode I am back with Holly and Cayla! We decided to play a game and then changed it entirely to our own "would you rather". We learned things about each other that we never thought we would! It will make you laugh, cringe sometimes and even say WTF with some of our answers. Bon appetit!

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Show Notes

1:30 Fitness catch up time

6:30 I stomped the F**k out of this guys foot- Concert at The Bourbon

13:15 I choose tourettes and ya'll just have to deal with it

18:30 Pause- we have to have an intervention with Nicole- You need your tetanus shot

27:15 If I have a sharp knife we are eating duck for a week

30:30 Being Deaf- I would be so entertained by my own brain

34:15 How drunk would I have to be to rip my own nails off?

38:00 Well that's easy, your dads dead.

41:45 I will sit in the bathroom and tear my butthole

47:30 Butt Plug- was that to fast of an answer?

49:00 She's over there like my mother would eat her own shit.

56:15 Id have to say yes to everybody? That's a lot of people.

1:00:00 Someone else wiping my ass- sounds like a vacation

1:07:30 Bambi! When he was a full buck that was a hot deer

1:09:00 I'm choosing the barking match becuase it goes great with my tourettes.

1:12:00 Piss- I choose the piss. You can refrigerate it.

1:14:00 I need a different image in my head- please!