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Surprisingly, we have never talked about a dinosaur movie. Of course the first one we do is terrible: Aztec Rex AKA Tyrannosaurus Azteca, from 2007.

Conquistadors battle a T-Rex to avoid being sacrificed to it.

Ian Ziering stars at Cortes, complete with a terrible wig and a bad attempt at a Spanish accent. In fact, everyone either has an accent or doesn't, even the tribe. The bad CGI T-Rex rarely finishes food. There's lots of blood and death. We could say more, but the wig on Cortes says more than we ever could. As Greg put it, "That wig needs a cigarette."

We also have a question from Lesly, this time about The Brainsucker.

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Aztec Rex AKA Tyrannosaurus Azteca is available to stream Prime, Plex, and Tubi, and to rent or buy on Amazon.

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We also have another question from Lesly, this time about The Brainsucker.

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Aztec Rex AKA Tyrannosaurus Azteca is #798.

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Welcome to our annual "live" episode, and this year we brought back Greg's fiance Erica to discuss a couple of ridiculous anti-drug shows. We start with 1990's Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, and follow it with the documentary Reading, Writing, and Reefer from 1979.

In Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, Saturday morning cartoon characters try to get a 15 year old off drugs. In Reading, Writing, and Reefer, teenagers and experts are interviewed about chronic marijuana use.

The cartoon uses all your favorites to sling it's Just Say No agenda, including Michelangelo, which is an odd choice. The documentary has teens talking about their chronic use, a girl smoking a joint on camera, and a boy explaining his process of selling an ounce. Almost every kid in it is high as hell. Yet, somehow, it's the far superior show!

We have another question from Lesly!

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Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is available to stream on YouTube at

CARTOON ALL-STARS TO THE RESCUE (1990) FULL MOVIE

Reading, Writing, and Reefer is available to stream on YouTube at 

Reading, Writing, And Reefer 1979 After School Special

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Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue is #571.

Reading, Writing, and Reefer is #572.

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Well, we did more work for this episode than this movie deserves. We watched both cuts of 1982's Boardinghouse, and you get to hear all the disgusting details!

Jim opens a boardinghouse where "everyone dies." John Wintergate directs, writes, does the make-up, and stars as Jim and as The Gardener. His wife, Kalassu, stars as Victoria, as well as working as 2nd Director and composer.

Both versions suck, but what matter of suck are you willing to watch? Are you drawn to the nausea of the hundreds of wipe 'transitions'  in the TWO AND A HALF HOUR Director's Cut? Or would you prefer Wintergate's version, a mere 88 minutes long, which is filled with boobs and a level of sleaze that rivals John De Hart and Chuck Morrongiello? 

We have two questions from Lesly this month!

Also, we got our first Fan Mail! Yes, it is real! 

Happy Birthday to our hosts, Greg (July) and Mari (August)!

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Boardinghouse (the Theatrical Cut) is available to stream on Prime, Fawesome, Plex, and Tubi, and to rent or buy on Amazon. 

Boardinghouse (the Director’s Cut) is available on YouTube at Boardinghouse | HORROR CLASSIC MOVIE | John Wintergate - Kalassu - Lindsay Freeman

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Boardinghouse is #485.

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In this episode, we welcome you to Dragonfight from 1990. This movie is so weird that, even after four watches, we still don't know what's going on.

Fighters battle to the death in a dystopian future. 

Robert Z'Dar stars as the bad guy, Sal. Michael Pare is in it, and he's kind of a bad guy, too. It's like The Running Man without the fun stuff. It skips around with no context. A blind guy looks around. Yeah, that happens. This movie is so bad, even the outside world spoke up with a boom. (No idea what that was!)

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Dragonfight is available to stream on YouTube at https://youtu.be/ySzamRQex2g?si=g4txVg2b7Q_Dyb3P

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Dragonfight is #303.

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For this episode, we talk about a movie where a man that dresses as a bat fights crime. No, not the one you think. Do you know us? It's Rise of the Black Bat from 2012.

After being blinded by acid, a man becomes a bat-dressed vigilante.

Black Bat is a pulp fiction character that existed, but we're pretty sure he was better than this. Why is there a 5 minute long swimsuit competition? Greg, as a blind guy, is really mad at this blind guy.

We also have another question from Lesly!

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Rise of the Black Bat is #719.

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Mari likes picking movies to mess with Greg and his WWII knowledge. Needless to say, Scarecrows of the Third Reich definitely did the trick.

A former FBI special agent goes to Germany to stop the last of Hitler's operations.

No one has a proper accent, if one at all. You won't know what year it is, because they don't tell you. Did we mention the werewolf? At least you can enjoy the history lesson from Greg where he tells how the whole premise of this movie is completely historically inaccurate.

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Scarecrows of the Third Reich is available to stream on Fawesome, Plex, Tubi, and YouTube, and to rent or buy on Prime.

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Scarecrows of the Third Reich is #694.

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This month we talk about nature! Just kidding. We talk about the movie Trees.

A killer tree attacks Hazelville on Labor Day weekend.

It's Jaws, but with Trees. Seriously! There's a Cooper, a Squint, a Cody, a crooked Mayor, a ruined holiday, a killer creature...all just like Jaws, right? "Homage" they call it. Between Greg's knowledge of the movie and Mari's lack of, we think this episode is pine-needling fun!

Plus, we answer a question from our listener, Lesly!

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Trees is available to stream on YouTube. 

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Trees is #274.

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Welcome to the end of this horrible marine journey. Thunder really made us do two episodes. We hate it even more now.

It's a boat, a bad comedian, and a washed up wrestler. The punchline is the show itself.

Five years ago we watched it, and now you know everything about it that made us dread revisiting it. Now, we are done. Hulk is not a superhero! Lemmon is not funny! We hate this boat!!!

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Thunder in Paradise is available on YouTube.

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Thunder in Paradise is #143.

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This is episode 1 of 2 episodes this month. That was not the plan. We thought Thunder in Paradise would only take us an hour or so. Instead, we ran into a lot of Skullduggery. So congrats, dear listeners, you get over two hours of us this month! We are sorry it's all about Thunder in Paradise.

Spence (Hulk Hogan) and Bru (Chris Lemmon) are former Navy Seals who build a high tech boat and work as mercenaries.

We rage at this, and we've been holding it in for 5 years, so there is a lot. Chris Lemmon is an embarrassment to the name. Hulk Hogan will give you more justified reasons to continue to hate him. It's our largest endeavor ever. We hope it lives up to your expectations.

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Thunder in Paradise is #143.

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We are truly happy to share with you our interview with Mark Polonia! Years ago, we just hoped to bump into him in Wellsboro. Now here we are, asking him, "Will there be a Poloniverse?" Don't worry. We ask other questions, too. Enjoy our very entertaining chat with THE micro-budget movie master. 

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