Cosmological Board

By Paola and Rustin

This is a podcast that explains everything you need to know:

The universe,

the here and now,

history,

Trump was the greatest president that ever lived,

COVID was a hoax and also we have long COVID

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How many episodes does Cosmological Board have?

The podcast currently has 18 episodes available.

Cosmological Board episodes:

October 27, 2023 Spirit In The Sky
The Cosmological Board is a podcast about the future, past, and
everything in between. The co-host, Rustin, and his cat, Pilly, discuss
the importance of having cats in big houses to prevent mice from getting
in. They also talk about the cultural shock of food and how certain
dishes from different countries are difficult to adapt to. Pilly's mom
spoils her by cooking her favorite dishes, including chilaquiles, mole,
and sopes. Rustin suggests setting up a table for people to try
different dishes and see if they like them. The conversation ends with
Pilly saying that cats are good at hunting mice and teaching people
every day.
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1h 1min
October 21, 2023 Life Is Over
The Cosmological Board podcast discusses music, meaning, and singing
lyrics, and personal updates. The host encourages listeners to focus on
what is good and not try to fix what is not broken. They discuss
personal updates, including their mother's arrival in town from Canada
and plans to show her around the city. They also mention a problem with
their room and a universal remote. One listener mentions a new stove
that they haven't put in to get, while the other has a used one. The
podcast ends with a call to action for listeners to update their
software.
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59min
October 21, 2023 Episode Sixteen, Bixteen
The Cosmological Board is a podcast about the future, the past, and
everything in between. The co-host, Rustin, had a job interview today,
but he talked too much. When asked about his biggest flaw, he said that
he tries to take on too much at once. He also had issues with his
computer all day, and he wants to sign off.

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1h 1min
October 21, 2023 15 Episodes In The Can
The Cosmological Board is a podcast about the future, the past, and everything in between. The host, Rusted, and his co-host, Paola, are not very manly. The gender fluidity mind has already overcome everything, so the host doesn't know what a manly boy sounds like. The podcast is about anti-matter, and the hosts are going to reveal their flaws. They are also going to come up with their spirit names.
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1h 7min
October 21, 2023 We Give It Our All
The Cosmological Board is a podcast about the future, the past, and everything in between. The co-host, Dustin, has a good little kid voice. The French lifestyle is about working and having responsibilities. After 9-11, the French were upset and wanted to invade Iraq. The United States is here to stay.
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1h 1min
October 21, 2023 Lucky 13
The podcast is about the cosmological board, a podcast about the future,
the past, and everything in between. The host introduces herself as
Rustin and introduces the other host as Paula. They discuss the origin
of the universe and time, and answer questions from the audience. Rustin
talks about his difficulty in learning English in middle school and
high school and how the education system was messed up. He moved to the
U.S. and took one-hour classes on the side for three years to learn
French in college. He feels overwhelmed with the French language and
it's giving him nightmares. The next episode will cover time itself,
which is not too difficult to understand but everything is in the past.
The podcast has grown substantially in audience size.
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1h 1min
October 18, 2023 What Can We Say, 12 Today
The Cosmological Board is a podcast about the future hosted by Paula and
co-host Rustin. They discuss personal updates, movies, and personality
tests. Rustin talks about his love for voiceover artists and missed
opportunities, but is now following his purpose of doing a podcast. He
regrets not being better at doing voices as a kid and has changed his
voice to sound younger or older. He doesn't have a business voice but
sounds nice and businessy all the time. The cosmological board is going
to talk about personality tests and how they relate to the way people
think they feel. They also talk about happiness and how people are
stressed out a lot. The conversation ends with Rustin leaving to go to
North Carolina for a wedding.
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1h 5min
October 18, 2023 We're Soon To Die
The Cosmological Board is a podcast about the future, the past, and
everything in between. The hosts, Rustin and Paola, will give tips on
how to start journaling and discuss new conspiracy theories and dumb
unwritten rules in society. They will also rant about the stupidity of
the older generations. During their trip to Paris, they had lunch at a
restaurant near the Eiffel Tower and ordered cocktails, but they didn't
serve them until after five. The host was so hungry that he couldn't
move. They also went to a museum and walked around for a long time. The
podcast is about the human experience and truth.

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59min
September 09, 2023 We Made It To 10!!!
The text is about the Cosmological Board podcast, a podcast about the
future, the past, and everything in between. The host, Rusty, talks
about his co-worker's voice and how he wishes he could use it constantly
to talk to people. He imagines someone being slightly overweight and
telling them to eat something bad for them to stay fat. The co-host
wants to work on their intro voices but feels like they use the same old
lady voice twice and wants to come up with new things. They also talk
about an old-timey voice and a podcast host who tries to change it but
can't. The podcast is about selling oneself, and the host thinks it's an
ongoing thing that people either feel comfortable being a salesman of
themselves or not. They discuss the importance of having a weird way of
selling oneself and not being comfortable being like, "Hey, I'm here to
have a good time."
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1h 7min
September 09, 2023 The Naked Ninth
The text is from a podcast about the future, the past, and everything in
between. The host, Rustin, and his co-host, Paola, have been renovating
a house and will be doing so for the next 10 years. They are happy with
the livable space, but the kitchen needs to be made bigger. The other
side of the house is not well-used and looks like a prison. They believe
ghosts come from building places and not using them, and they need to
build skateboarding spaces to avoid being a ghost. They also need to
move fast to prevent rats, fleas, rats, or bats from ruining the house.
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1h 9min

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