The text is about the Cosmological Board podcast, a podcast about the
future, the past, and everything in between. The host, Rusty, talks
about his co-worker's voice and how he wishes he could use it constantly
to talk to people. He imagines someone being slightly overweight and
telling them to eat something bad for them to stay fat. The co-host
wants to work on their intro voices but feels like they use the same old
lady voice twice and wants to come up with new things. They also talk
about an old-timey voice and a podcast host who tries to change it but
can't. The podcast is about selling oneself, and the host thinks it's an
ongoing thing that people either feel comfortable being a salesman of
themselves or not. They discuss the importance of having a weird way of
selling oneself and not being comfortable being like, "Hey, I'm here to