The Cosmological Board podcast is about the future, the past, and
everything in between. The hosts, Rustin and Paula, discuss their
struggles with setting up their podcasting equipment and making simple
mistakes. Rustin rants about how nothing bad has happened to him, but
everything he tries to set up doesn't work. He believes that if God is
omnipresent, it picks out people to fuck with and treats them like
garbage. They move electronics around their TV to make everything work
together, but they can't do it. They feel like the motor is still roller
coasting and want to swim in sad emotions. The end of the episode is