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Twas the week of Couchmas and all through the cushions not a seam was stirring not even a — GAH! Forget the rhyming, it’s a very Merry Couch Kids Christmas! You potatoes are in for a treat, there isn’t a YouTuber out there that wouldn’t envy your seat! AHHH! I’m doing it again - this week’s guest has no room for shouts or cheers he’s a very mean spirit with a grinch-y green sneer! The boys will bamboozle through oodles of topics and talk awards and muppets and Christmas boxes with Hard Rock— Confound it all, stop the Seussian cadence! JUST HIT PLAY!

Uh oh, it’s Monday morning and after a night out of eating Queso con Carne you’ve clogged the toilet - agaiiiin… What to do?! Don’t panic, until your plumber gets there let’s keep the seat warm with a new episode of The Couch Kids! This week we hear some grievances, give an update on Shea Stadium, learn of Andrew’s new look, and answer some fun filled questions that will have you gobbling! This queso of a pod is packed with spices so get ready to dive in!

This Monday, mark your territory with another WILD episode of The Couch Kids! The boys are going to take you to a new space with spilt beer, no toilet paper, and new coyote neighbors! But please, if you’re going to join us, keep it classy - Quarter Zips required! Unless you’re unzipping, of course! So if your yard qualifies, sit back, relax, and let it flow - it’s time to Couch Kids it up!

You heard the call! No, not the turkey call - it’s the call of another episode of the Couch Kids! This week the boys provide a feast of thanksgiving proportions with their multiple personalit— I mean, character antics! Clem roasts Colton like the turkey he is, Ari stakes out his corners, and together they hash out their social media ultimatums! So put your attention in the over and light it up, because the Couch Kids are here to COOK!

Things are looking PREHISTORIC on this episode as the boys discuss the newest bite size paleontological craze, as well as dive deep into the confines of Andrew's crippling disney-themed blind box addiction! So put on your big kid pants and watch where you're stepping, because this episode is for all the short kings out there!

In a world, where one day you may have to vote against Mr. Beast and his contraptions - it’s important to have stability. This week that’s what the boys on the couch plan to deliver! That’s right, your trio is back and better than ever! This week on The Couch Kids Podcast fire up the band as the boys talk boroughs, Brooklyn, Bernie V. Beast, and BANDITS! Unlike the security password at The Louvre, you’ll never guess what’s coming on this pod!

Hey batter batter SUH-WING! And come all the way home to your fave kids on the couch! Colton, Andrew, annnd… honk honk SAMMIE! That’s right the gang is back this week to recount tales from New York, the trials of moving, getting lucky in Vegas, and DO NOT EVEN GET US STARTED ON SHEA STADIUM! That’s right, this week we go back to the ball game and things get heated! So help cool down the cushions by hopping on our couch for another Couch Kids Podcast!

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Crack those cans, cause the Couch Kids aren't just bringing one 'loko' to Halloween... they're bringing all four! Join us, with special guest The Thing, as we talk Demon Slayer, our Four Loko stories, babies, and t-shirt companies!

HA HA! Oh, sorry about that! We were just laughing about all the great Chip Clips we heard lately. What are the Chip Clips you ask? It’s our post-podcast show exclusively available on Patreon. Bummed you can’t listen? Well today, you’re in luck! This week, the Couch Kids highlight two of our favorite recent episodes. Still hungry for more? We have a backlog of episodes on our Patreon for you to listen to! Tired of these rhetorical questions? Jeeez! We’ll stop!