Your kids are retarded, but your tits are fucking great.

The more we drink, the drunker we get.

Couch Talk - Episode 5 (Santa does not care what you do)

As the day goes on, the drunker we get and entertain.

As the day goes on, the drunker we get and entertain.

Episode 3 - Pay attention when you are at a sporting event and you won't get hit by balls.

Episode 3 - Pay attention when you are at a sporting event and you won't get hit by balls.

Episode 2 - Are farts allowed in front of others?

Episode 2 - Are farts allowed in front of others?

Getting better and a little more organized

Life according to two dudes with one mic and a couch.